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had a really good conversation with a Friend about how we’re poisoning ourselves with the internet so I think I’m going to try and stay offline for a few days if you want to stay in touch Heres this thing 👇

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We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

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"wanting to fuck pokemon" being a morality check for furries is so fucking funny I think fucking pokemon should be like, a baseline. if you don't want to suck off a goodra why are you here man

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Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

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robot4robot but it’s a lifelike combat android who can almost pass for human and her girlfriend who is a massive hexapod mobile artillery unit

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

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People's disgusting.

People is disgusting. They deserve to suffer. That’s why Slenderman is here.

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shopkeeper

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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.

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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

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Oh, so somehow because Im cis Its ok to force me to pee my pants?

Yes

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This thing between us has wings, it has teeth

It has got horns and feathers and sinews beneath

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh