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yo kels opinion on smores with a thin slice of spam

or pbj dipped in ranch

i saw them in a yt video and immediately thought of u lmao

i dont eat meat fuckin ALAS but spam is salty and sweet n salty combo reigns king so this fels so right

i dont like ranch so id never defile my pbj which im addicted to so viciously HOWEVER i think sliding in some sour cream n cheddar ruffles would be god tier

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before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

Obstinate and inflexible in their actions

Terrible for each other in most circumstances

Poor communicators

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sorry ive been so absent, ive been occupied with The Horrors*

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Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

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literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

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doctors dont want you to know about this one weird trick

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this is entrapment

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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

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p1-5 Sith Skywalker AUDIO but take the children

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me signing off every post

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sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

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you people have so much hate in your hearts and no sense of adventure

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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

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my son who i hate

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I'm never leaving

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i got started on concerta abt a month ago and boy does this shit make a bitch SLEEPY. can i focus on a Singular Task? fuck YEAH i can but i also spend my day counting down to when the next acceptable bedtime is