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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

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I don’t know how to embed a video on here, but this quote so poetically explained a concept I couldn’t put into words.

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"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

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you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

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📢📢📢

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We could never have loved the earth so well if we had had no childhood in it, if it were not the earth where the same flowers come up again every spring that we used to gather with our tiny fingers as we sat lisping to ourselves on the grass, the same hips and haws on the autumn hedgerows, the same redbreasts that we used to call ‘God’s birds’ because they did no harm to the precious crops. What novelty is worth that sweet monotony where everything is known and loved because it is known?

George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss, 1860

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lan wangji is totally helicopter parenting the lan juniors at the beginning of mdzs just like jiang cheng is doing with jin ling but he’s doing it secretly. the juniors don’t know he’s near enough to them to help. jingyi tells sizhui that none of their seniors are nearby, but lan wangji is there in minutes. he didn’t tell them he’d be around. ahhhh dadji i love you so much.

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Wei Wuxian: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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[As kids] Wei Wuxian: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?  Jiang Cheng: Okay.  *later*  Jiang Fengmian: Jiang Cheng! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.  Wei Wuxian, whispering: Deny everything.  Jiang Cheng, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Wei Wuxian: Can we talk? One 10 to another? Wen Qing: I’m an 11, but continue.

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Wei Wuxian, about a drunk Lan Wangji: Lan Zhan just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

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Wei Wuxian: I told Jiang Cheng that his ears turn red when he lies. Jin Ling: Do they? Wei Wuxian: No. Jin Ling: Then why did you tell him that? Wei Wuxian: Because I can do this. Wei Wuxian: Hey Jiang Cheng! Do you love us? Jiang Cheng, with his hands over his ears: No.

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Wei Wuxian, at the Pledge Conference: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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"Why can't the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone."

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the 'gross stuff' you'll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3's specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed' to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We've been there just as long as you. We've been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who's fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3's source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky' is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

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