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How hard would it be to do a wool heist? Sneak onto a ranchers farm, shear a sheep, frame a drop bear, and run to the nearest spinner; what would possibly go wrong? (I’m joking; please don’t wool heist)

Given how difficult it can be to organise a shearer for a small property these days, if you pick a remote enough non-wool-based farm they'd probably thank you

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Spent several days on this one and my hand hurts.

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isn't he handsome?

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A good rule of thumb whenever a non-fiction author has "Dr." or "Phd" next to their name on the cover is to check if:

Their doctorate is real and from an accredited institution

Their doctorate is relevant to the subject matter of the book

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

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you’re hearing it more and more

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When you try to pet a cat in the dark and they've gotta endure a few seconds of getting poked in the face and having their fur brushed the wrong way before you figure out the specific orientation and location of all the parts of Cat