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The Jimenez Report
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Uncovering the weird and unexplained, one investigation at a time. Follow reporter Shandra Jimenez.
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shandrareports · 11 days ago
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The past isn't erased, it's just… shuffled. Like a deck of letters. Two steps back to cover tracks. But the pattern remains. LookCloser.
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shandrareports · 12 days ago
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The patterns are simple. Consecutive. They try to hide the words, but the shift is obvious. Two steps back to cover tracks. But the pattern remains. Look closer.
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shandrareports · 12 days ago
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Every story has a beginning. When they retreat, you must advance by stepping back. Two steps back to cover tracks. But the pattern remains. Look closer.
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shandrareports · 12 days ago
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They think they can rewind the truth. Two steps back to cover tracks. But the pattern remains. Look closer.
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shandrareports · 12 days ago
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Two steps back to cover tracks. But the pattern remains. Look closer.
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shandrareports · 12 days ago
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Two steps back to cover tracks. But the pattern remains. Look closer.
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shandrareports · 12 days ago
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Two steps back to cover tracks. But the pattern remains. Look closer.
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shandrareports · 1 month ago
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Conspiracy Theory: Bill Cipher’s symbol appears in 19th-century Gravity Falls census records. Coincidence?
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shandrareports · 1 month ago
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Mystery Shack Fact: Stan’s ‘Haunted’ items were 90% dollar-store junk. The other 10%? Literal cursed artifacts.
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shandrareports · 1 month ago
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The way certain memories seem unreliable or altered in Whispering Springs echoes some of the psychic interference I encountered in Gravity Falls.
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shandrareports · 1 month ago
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The local mini-golf course now features a surprisingly realistic animatronic lumberjack that occasionally dispenses cryptic advice.
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shandrareports · 2 months ago
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The sheer number of secret societies and hidden agendas in a town as small as Gravity Falls was astounding.
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shandrareports · 2 months ago
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Just unearthed some fascinating old case files from my time in Gravity Falls. The sheer variety of anomalies was… something else.
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shandrareports · 2 months ago
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The way local legends intertwine with actual strange events in Whispering Springs reminds me of the blurred lines of truth in Gravity Falls lore.
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shandrareports · 2 months ago
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Breaking: A Leskard local claims to hear ‘radio static’ from the woods.
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shandrareports · 2 months ago
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Fact: Gravity Falls’ ley lines intersect under the Mystery Shack. Explains the portal… and Stan’s terrible Wi-Fi.
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shandrareports · 2 months ago
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Remember tracking those temporal distortions in Gravity Falls? Time was… fluid, to say the least.
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