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Shane: “I was into RED by Taylor Swift a lot, a song from season 3 of Puppet History is inspired by that.”
Ryan: “The Professor would listen to Folklore”
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Taylor Swift in 2017
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2384
(Dialogue from Good Omens.)
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Watcher Bois as an Incorrect Quote
Shane: I'm gonna need a human skull for this but don't ask why.
Steven: uhh-
Ryan: Only if you don't ask why.
Ryan: *pulls out four pristine human skulls out of his bag* Choose one.
Shane:
Ryan:
Steven: Ry-
Shane: This one will do.
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Steven: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Shane? Shane: … No. Ryan: I do! Steven: I know, Ryan. Ryan: I’m sad! Steven: I know, Ryan.
(GUESS WHO JUST DISCOVERED AN INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR)
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Ryan Bergara: I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans...
Ryan Bergara: I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!
Ryan Bergara: Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.
Ryan Bergara: Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!
Ryan Bergara: Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!
The Professor: That was an incredible monologue. Ryan, what is the rule of the game?
Ryan Bergara: I CANNOT WIN!
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Incorrect Buzzfeed Unsolved #2
Shane: I actually have a black belt.
Ryan: In what, karate?
Shane: No, from Gucci.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2335
(Paranormal Experts.) (Dialogue from this post.)
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Steven: But what about Shane?
Ryan: Don't worry about him.
Ryan: I once watched him fall down five flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2349
(Demön!) (Dialogue from this post.)
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2378
("Except that the internet is real, of course.") (Dialogue from tumblr.)
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Adults Try Making Slime
Favourite Ryan and Shane moments
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random buzzfeed unsolved screencaps (2/?)             ↳ the chilling chambers of colchester castle
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I'm not even a fan of BuzzFeed Unsolved but the guy of color looks so in love with the white boy, I'm not homophobic or anything I mean, good for them
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Ryan and Shane on their bird watching date (x)
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