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girl what?

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I'm very tempted to take up fishing, just for the lolz of using these

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i do think it’s interesting that in less than a decade after reviving both the jurassic park movies and star wars franchises, universal and disney, respectively, have fucked up what could have been never-ending theatrical cash cows to the point where the jurassic franchise is ending in critical disgrace and star wars has been relegated almost exclusively to disney’s streaming platform. how badly do you have to fumble bags that are mostly just “people and aliens in a far off galaxy and space” and “dinosaurs! what would happen if dinosaurs?” that the franchises became so devoid of any redeemable value that people are eh about seeing a cultural icon like darth vader wield his lightsaber or a website like rotten tomatoes, which grades on a heavy curve, especially for nostalgic projects, has your film at a 37% critical favorability and is being accused of making dinosaurs “uncool”. it’s fascinating. i hope the bubble bursts for marvel next.

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Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

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burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

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Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

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what if miku was transmasc

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"hows the job search going"

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just saw a video of some idiot driving their cybertruck thru a white picket fence to prove how powerful it is and the planks got lodged in the undercarriage and ruptured the coolant system and all the battery coolant leaked out 👍

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one of my pettiest complaints about star trek is that they always say “hailing [the other ship]” and then 0.3 seconds later say “no response” as though they’re meant to have had time to even register they’re being hailed let alone RESPOND

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The red button on espeon’s head is for recording secrets!

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technique looks perfect

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