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awsten orange cologne is tempting me....
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Love the word "also". I have more things to say
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what are your favorite fuckass questions to ask your partner
#for context my most recent was#if I had a clone would you be able to tell the difference between me and the clone and also would you think she's attractive#no right or wrong answer. only being very careful
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life is too short not to be obsessed with sports in an abnormal and unwell manner
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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one thing they don't tell u is if it's niceys outside u can go outside to look at phone . just go under the shade. it's literally better vibes than being inside looking at phone
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Waiting for the bus simulator
bus due in 5 mins
bus due in 4 mins
bus due in 3 mins
bus due in 2 mins
bus due in 1 mins
bus due in 0 mins
Whoops we forgot to send the bus again
bus due in 30 mins
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