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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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Unfortunately the future of the Red Line is two people who can't stand each other

Featuring Leonid Moskvin, Maxim's son, and Korbut's golden boy, Pavel Morozov

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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"This creature that looks like a dog-" *shows a video of a fox*

In what universe?

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no actually I'm not done because this mf brought up the topic and then got upset when we started talking about it I'm sorry if you don't want me to talk to you about something maybe don't bring it up?? If you don't want me to talk about the pink elephant maybe don't point out the pink elephant to me??

You can't walk up to me and say "hey have you seen what this guy's done??" and then go upset when I tell you at length what I think about what the guy has done

"I'm getting tired of the drama" okay then get out of the drama club

"I don't like talking about fish" stop handing out ads for the fish stall

"I think video games are stupid" don't shop at the video game store

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"I'm getting tired of the drama" okay then get out of the drama club

"I don't like talking about fish" stop handing out ads for the fish stall

"I think video games are stupid" don't shop at the video game store

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The thing about doing a degree is that by the time you're writing a thesis to get it you don't even want it

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The quilting bit gets me every time because WHAT do you mean and *how* is your parenting comparably awful to oskar's 😭

the way my jaw dropped when I read this 💀

wtf was Imogen on?!?!? Ma'am that is your son let him quilt if he wants to 😭😭😭😭

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I had her main weapon in my mind as a crossbow so dipping bolts in poison would work...hmmm

But also that feels like it might be illegal to use against Downworlders. Sedatives, maybe. Poisons are probably a bit over the line with the Accords

So I've actually just made the executive decision that Eliza was into poison - poison darts, poisoning people, poison mixing, etc. etc. Not sure why or how she got into that, but it fits the vibe I've created for her so it's canon in my mind. And also she knew a thing or two about medicinal plants and herbs

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the problem with "tumblr is dying add me on discord" is that posting on tumblr is like jovially walking down the street chatting to no one in particular and dming on discord is like having a sleepover conversation with one specific person both are good but theyre not substitutes

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My thing was thinking that what little fandom there had been it's dead now

Imagine the shock

Not my sadistic ass spending all of last year crying over the Circle thinking that nobody wanted anything with it.

There was a whole Tumblr fandom ALL ALONG.

Life is good, but life is bad.

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Here's part 2 :)

I know Eliza wasn't actually a member but I still wanted to include her. Also, yes, I did indeed search 'Coriolanus Snow' aesthetic on pinterest for Valentine. I'm no prouder saying it than you are hearing it, but desperate times call for desperate measures 😔

Part 1 w/ everyone else

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I made an edit!! (may or may not be slightly off beat) It's so hard to make edits of them because we don't have any fancasts and the fanart is like 10 pictures + the flower cards😭😭😭

These are just the general vibes of the characters btw not exactly how I imagine them dressing/looking. Also, tell me why the girls were so easy but the boys literally took me FOREVER to find pictures for?!? I'm still not happy with Stephen's but idgaf anymore he's not my favorite anyway

Pt 2 will happen eventually idk when

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happy easter to everyone who found out the pope is dead from this site

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the thing i said would take two hours tops took me 12 hours, a tragedy by me