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i (27F human adventurer) accidentally joined a dragon polycule (305F, 210F, 91F) and when i told them that i couldn't be a live-in pet for them because i have a job and taxes and stuff they got surprisingly mad at me. AITA?

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white girls hunting me in packs

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forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

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yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much

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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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i was minding my business afking and i suddenly heard an enderman die. how did this happen. we're at y250 in the middle of the ocean. there is nowhere for an enderman to even spawn because the creeper platform's ceilings are too low and the bottom is covered in water. hello?

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my best friend is a rapper turned college professor and he uses that combination of breadth of vocabulary and social confidence for something we like to call "weaponized eloquence" in which he engages strangers in conversations that are linguistically coherent but borderline nonsensical to see how much he can get away with. his newest version of this is gradually replacing nouns with fish species that rhyme with them — so far no one has called him trout on it

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the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

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the september wind that makes you nostalgic for stupid things has been blowing through the city. watch out

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i love using tags on this site. i am paperclipping posts and themes and concepts together i am doing analysis i am using red thread on a cork board i am connecting the dots.

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Crash steam and eshop so the game can never release. Masterful gambit Team Cherry.

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Silksong gameplay goes crazzzzzzy

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with silksong out today i say goodbye to around 80% of my friends, hope you all have a wonderful time and ill see you in approximately 2 to 3 weeks when youre finished with the first run

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oh noooo the government poisoned me with a poison that makes me kill myseeeeelf and the only cure is to embrace me as hard as you can and put your hand on the back of my head and tell me how brave ive been and that i dont have to hold back anymore and that i can cry into your arms and that ive worked so hard for so long and that youre here for me and that you love me and that youve always loved me and that everything is going to be okay and that i can finally go back to feeling loved and wanted and needed and more than a freak or a sinner and that im just a girl and i dont have to hide it and that i can stay here in your warmth for tonight and that youll protect me and love me come what may. oh nooo

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