shark-with-legs2
shark-with-legs2
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Hi. Im in most fandoms. Big fan of puns and hyperfixation rants. Use whichever pronouns are funnier for the bit (any pronouns).
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shark-with-legs2 · 3 hours ago
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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake
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shark-with-legs2 · 3 hours ago
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Jack, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Claire, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Dean: What the fuck are you two doing?
Jack: Playing systemic oppression!
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shark-with-legs2 · 2 days ago
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The funniest thing in Supernatural gotta be Cas rebuilding Dean meticulously, freckle by freckle after pulling him out of hell and then saving Sam from the Pit and ... forgetting his soul.
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shark-with-legs2 · 3 days ago
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I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest
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shark-with-legs2 · 3 days ago
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shark-with-legs2 · 4 days ago
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please kris i need this
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shark-with-legs2 · 6 days ago
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honestly someone should make a shampoo company called "hairy styles" and make it watermelon flavoured
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shark-with-legs2 · 6 days ago
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I really wish that supernatural had stayed with the concept of angels being these eldritch and incomprehensible beings instead of making them into just another monster to deal with. like, obviously there would be some fun awkward moments of angels trying to navigate the human world (which we already kind of got), but then there would be some terrifying moments. I feel like we really missed out.
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shark-with-legs2 · 6 days ago
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stop being silly in front of me
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shark-with-legs2 · 6 days ago
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In my heart of hearts, Eric kripke introduces Misha Collins to The Boys AS Castiel the Angel from SupernaturalTM and it’s an entire episode dedicated to Cas trying to figure out where the fuck he is because it’s not his earth?? And there’s typical The Boys stuff happening in snippets in the background but we’re only focused on Cas trying to hunt whatever monster brought him here or find Sam and Dean for help or contact Jack/Heaven/other angels. He interacts with Soldier Boy and Jarpad’s characters but not once is it acknowledged that they’re played by the same actors as Sam and Dean -they do, however, have a moment where Cas is lamenting about Dean specifically (not even outright saying blunt stuff like “oh he’s the love of my life” but just like. Gushing about him being a good guy and how stubborn he is and funny etc etc) and Soldier Boy makes some kind of comment about always being shocked that being gay is more accepted now and they have uncomfortably long eye contact about it as SB is bathed in bisexual lighting in a bar or something and then never speak about it again. The episode ends with Cas finding out that none of this is real and it’s a fever dream he’s been placed in by the Empty to stop him from being annoying again. Eric Kripke himself plays the shadow this time. The last few minutes of the episode are Jensen Ackles, now playing Dean Winchester, tearing the empty apart to rescue Cas. The credits roll and at the very end, after everything has faded to black, Rob Benedict’s voice over says “Previously on Supernatural,” thus revealing a SPN season 16 revival.
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shark-with-legs2 · 7 days ago
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The Sam "perpetual third wheel" Winchester genre of pics 🤌🏻
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shark-with-legs2 · 7 days ago
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Made more of these !!
Again, credit would be greatly appreciated if you plan on reposting :]
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shark-with-legs2 · 8 days ago
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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!
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shark-with-legs2 · 8 days ago
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@wholesome-animal-images
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shark-with-legs2 · 8 days ago
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The culture is so bad all the songs are made from samples of old songs all the movies are remakes of movies that didn’t need to be remade everyone gets surgery to look the same
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shark-with-legs2 · 8 days ago
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River of rule
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shark-with-legs2 · 10 days ago
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