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human furniture for meme

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

I don't dislike it, but eh. there are definitely contexts in which it can be hot but I don't particularly care for the way it's executed most of the time.

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KINK RATING TIME!!

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it! 

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

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yk idrc if it's "tacky", or whatever people say, but ill probably always be obsessed with the idea of hickeys and bite marks and scratches and similar...the thought of there being glaring evidence of what we did hidden just under my shirt collar that could slip down at any time? or the thought of like fucking someone so good they have to BITE DOWN ON YOUR SHOULDER to cope??? that'll do it....THAT'LL DO IT. ima wear that shit with pride.

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‘Mounted’ as a word gets me so 😵‍💫😵‍💫,,, being mounted sounds so possessive, so encompassing, so primal,,,, hhhhh bunny brain likes the word a lot,, help. Getting ‘mounted’ is right up there with getting ‘bred’ I must confess whewf

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So much free use on this website is so bad, like so much is “oh it’s a free use society but only the women are cock sluts! Always being used by the Men because that’s a womens proper place!” Gag, give me something original, give me free use but it’s lesbians, give me free use but the werewolf pack that are all enbies! Give me free use but its a man in a breeding stock being milked for cum! I only ever see men being used in this kind of stuff if they don’t gotta dick so give me free use but its got the toughest guy in the room getting his dick stepped on by someone 5’3! Give me aftercare! Give me free use but it’s women dominating men! If this is a society where everyone is free use and they have no say in the matter then get me men having to deal with there clothes being ripped off and then fucked as well, and not just the petite uwu femboys I’m talking a group of people holding down a goddamn quarterback so they can all fuck his mouth and spit on his dick! Give me free use that arent just gender roles! Have the woman being pushed into sex pull out a knife and make the men pleasure her instead or be stabbed! Or hell just make some obviously consenting free use if you really wanna get wild! Be more original! Like sure occasionally I enjoy a woman being pounded by 20 strangers to dubious consent but does it have to be like 2/3rds of the free use content?? So much of it honestly is just a bad vibe and is also incredibly LAZY.

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Aphrodisiacs should exist and it's lame that they don't. I want to become so sensitive that a single breath on my dick brings me to the edge and a flick of my nipples makes me leak

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Favorskaya

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you have gotta be the only person horny for smeargle. im listening though

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I mean tbh it's just fun to give otherwise improbably sexy and talented smut ocs a few mundane flaws to work around. keeps them humble.

(no it doesn't Khatte is insufferable)

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it amuses me to no end to build Khatte up as the resident memetic sex god of my ocs while also making it fully canon that he will come in like a minute flat if he didn't have the opportunity to jerk off ahead of time

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ideal threesome: vampire domme, her violent werewolf puppysub whose cock is way too big for her to take, and the human who is sheltering in this creepy old castle and is about to have Bad Things happen to them

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Jaime Lorente and Alejandro Speitzer Disco, Ibiza, Locomía (2024) dir. Kike Maíllo

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I'm sad and kind of frustrated that my preferred flavour of monsterfuckery seems to be out of vogue and much harder to find these days. I see lots of pushback defending monsterfucking along the lines of "recognizing the good and normal in monsters / loving the things that society says are monsters / envisioning monsters as things that will treat us gently and respectfully / seeing ourselves (marginalized groups) as monsters that are still good and loving" and I just... Good for you, I guess; do your thing. I see the rationale and the sociological/psychological reasoning. But it's not for me, and some days I feel like I'm in my own personal hell when all the new monsterfucking I can find is consensual and sweet.

The appeal of a monster, to me, is the danger. The fear. The lack of consent. The violence and pain along with the pleasure. If we want to get psychological, it's a fantasy about guilt-free sex— a story in which the victim has no power and therefore no responsibility to stop the sex, or to seek it in an appropriate way; in which the victim doesn't even have to work for their orgasm because (I imagine) even pleasure is being forced on them.

It's a rape fantasy with extra tasty set dressing, and I'm tired of defending that fantasy even to other monsterfuckers. I recognize that what I want is original flavour un-deconstructed monstrosity, and other people are writing against that narrative for their own reasons. I just wish the stuff I liked was easier to find these days.

Give me big clawed hands that take without asking, and thick knotted bumpy cocks that force orgasm after orgasm, and sharp teeth bared in a grin of delight at the sound of screaming and crying and begging for it to stop. Give me unwanted infections and forced transformations that turn the body into a sexual horror. Give me beasts that hunger and threaten and ravage.

Give me monsters that are monstrous.

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-Oh, my sweet spiderling-

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Teehee bottom abdirak 😇

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Oh religion kink? No,,, nonono.... not like I want to kneel at the altar and taste your Sacrement, right? Hahaha..... or get bent over a pew and told to pray my rosary while you fuck me.... or grind on your dress shoes that are too smooth to cause any friction while you "bless" me with your "holy oil" 😳