sharkfund
sharkfund
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sharkfund · 4 days ago
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torture the blonde man some more
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sharkfund · 4 days ago
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the grand budapest hotel (2014) dir. wes anderson
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sharkfund · 4 days ago
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i havent been able to stop thinking aboiut adrien brody in the grand budapest hotel for like the past 3 days. i need to ride that man's massive schnozz Expeditiously
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sharkfund · 5 days ago
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adrien brody as dmitri desgoffe und taxis
This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years. He’s a ruthless adventurer and a con artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies! And he probably fucks them, too!
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sharkfund · 5 days ago
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torture the blonde man some more
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sharkfund · 8 days ago
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fujoing out is the only way we're gonna get through any of this btw. its all we have left
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sharkfund · 8 days ago
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how do i do it. how do i do it. how do i do it. How do i do it. how do i do it < --- has to do it to learn
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sharkfund · 8 days ago
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sharkfund · 8 days ago
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bro i,m like two squeaks old
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sharkfund · 8 days ago
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reconnecting with my room after being around other people for too long
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sharkfund · 8 days ago
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once i figure out how to do anatomy and facial expressions and proportion and foreshortening and basic perspective and color theory and composition then youll all be sorry
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sharkfund · 8 days ago
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Scratching at my neck I NEED TO DRAW HIM WITH HIS TITS OUT
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sharkfund · 8 days ago
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horrible posture
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sharkfund · 8 days ago
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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
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sharkfund · 9 days ago
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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing
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sharkfund · 10 days ago
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um heres some more heh
i love my fuckign boyfriend and that is such a scary feeling for someone who has refused to let herself love anyone for so long (tags are a massive rant)
#ripsou t my teeth and starts clawing at my eyes#I JUST CANT FUCKING HANDLE ITTTTTTT#he thinks im so pretty. and beautiful.#iand im not like ohh ive never been told thatbbeforeeeee like i know im not UGLY#but my ex gf.... she was just. obsessed. i was her FP or something#my exWHATEVER he just wantesd sex and a warm body to talk to in place of HIS ex#this gu y. oh m y god#im sexy and hot to him sAnd he calls me prertty and beautiful💔💔💔💔💔#oh m ygodd💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔#and he literaly understood when i was like relaly apprehensive abt stuff cuzim a virgin and all and he was like#itsnbare minikjm i know but do you udneratand how hard it is to find a man doing the bare minimum. but also.#this is NOT the bare minimum to me. because hes so accomodating#he SEES me#its fuckign horrific#he told me like he could tell that my ex fucked me up cuaz im so anxious abt stuff and im lile#ugeheh❤️ great❤️ im so glad thats noticwable#but he was like NO ITS OK like somethign something DUDE I DONT FUCKING KNOWWWWW HES JUST SO#caring.#and oh god i getsuch a horrible medley of feelings in my tummy when i think abt seeing him cuz im scared hut also i WNATTT HIMMMM NEAR MEEE#but also AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!#his face card blinds me sometkmes and i have to look away.#but#uhghg#idk jow to fucking trell him#hey can u just hold me while i watch youtube maybe#cuz.im so apprehensive and scared and im Scated of Things not HIM but of Things i cant control and#i cant and will not put it into words but im just scared. of a loving relationship heh#twirls a locl of my hair and bats my big stupid eyelashes#arent i a cutie#AND HE THINKS SO1!!!!! HOW DEVASTATING IS THAT!!!!!!!!
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sharkfund · 10 days ago
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let’s hear it for being weird and off putting!
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