sharkneto
Who Even Knows Anymore
It's a clusterfuck, what can I say. I like it at least. Always down to talk fics, Five, and TUA in general, just drop me a line. he/him sharkneto on AO3. Header illustration by Antia Calviz
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#if the hanging is Just Sitting Outside... 95f ugh#if it involves moving in any way 21 F#my Wisconsin ass going ''21 isnt that bad''
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ok. youre a thousands year old ghost and Some Guy wrote a poem that goes so fucking hard it brings you back from where-ever your soul had been wandering to fight a pretty tough opponent and you LOVE fighting tough opponents and after you win you get to help out a guy you fought while you were Alive (and who has a history of fucking the people he fights If They Impress Him 👀) to fight a Really Really Tough Opponent and poem guys coming too!!! Matthias Nonius is having the time of his death you cannot convince me otherwise
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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.
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I think Sam Reich needs to do just one regular, normal, vanilla version of Game Changer randomly so that when it ends Brennan never feels safe.
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florence and the machine wasn't lying it sure can pick me up put me down chew me up spit me out pick me up put me down a hundred times a day
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This line killed me, they are absolutely just a couple on their 10th divorce
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"arthur would you still love me if i was a worm"
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shoutout to this random-ass guy who had this incredibly rare bird sighting
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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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Arthur: WHAT A FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
John: I don't know...
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believe it or not some female characters don’t have to be mothers. some female characters shouldn’t be mothers. some female characters have a history of expressed disinterest in being mothers. some female characters would have to do a complete 180 in characterization in order to be mothers.
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Keep your hopes up! Somewhere south of Phoenix, January 2018.
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I made monster cookies last week for my friend's birthday, and I did not pay attention to the batch size before I started so I ended up with a Fuckton Of Cookies so I gifted them to every friend I came across for the next week
And my favorite thing about that is the next time I saw each of them, they were so excited to thank me for the cookies and let me know they ate them for breakfast (because they're oatmeal based so that's basically just oatmeal for breakfast). Every single one of them. Delighted me
Especially because I was also eating them for breakfast.
#nevermind the like 4 cups of sugar in them#and the m&ms#but oatmeal! and peanut butter! that is good for breakfast!#they were also very large (because monster cookies) so they were the perfect size for breakfasting#sharkneto speaks#also important note I only used green m&ms because we were fighting a green dragon in dnd when i gifted the main batch to the b-day friend
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This post by @dwyntwo has been in my head
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