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a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

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A while ago, I met up with a friend for the first time since college and the first thing he told me was “Holy shit! You got tits!”

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i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

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does anyone have that pic of the girls beating each others asses then hugging and it says something like "even though we fight we're still best friends :)" or something

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Those american court series with some benevolent judge who always pardons some offender like "Hey, you got a speeding ticket, but according to our reports, you served in the Iraqi war and killed a bunch of Iraqis, so we're gonna pardon you for this, don't let it happen again <3"

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why are people so weird about visual novels

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im reading this manga abt this divorced woman who falls in love with her neighbor and i really love the artists style because the way the artist draws her makes it apparent that theres not only something deeply wrong with her but it veers into looking like a horror manga at points

this lady has a schoolgirl crush and is a total crybaby and she looks like a creature from a junji ito manga

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big fan of the lost vanguard outfit

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The problem:

Me, knowing the mechanics of the game:

Sometimes running (and climbing!) is a valid tactic

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IT IS DONE LET'S GOO

Bonus:

Also the answer is 2 mirrors to make a periscope

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high as fuck and it's the middle of a thunderstorm so i was outside standing in the rain to enjoy the Sensations as one does, and the neighbours chickens were also out (Worm Time) and let me tell u. soaking wet chickens are unrecognizable as any living animals. when i looked down and saw basically this at my feet in the half dark

i nearly shit myself

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moebius/morbius jokes are low-hanging fruit at this point but it’s still so fucking funny that the trailer introducing moebius was released during the golden age of morbius memes and our very first glimpse of them was this

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Stop idolizing the grind and start idolizing Hügelkultur