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Thanks Katie. I wish you luck in this spiritual journey.

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I got bored in class and thought this was silly. Here's a doodle, might at more detail later. The credits I can see are: @randomslasher and @bitchwannatryme :)

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I got bored in class and thought this was silly. Here's a doodle, might at more detail later. The credits I can see are: @randomslasher and @bitchwannatryme :)

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Ayo, I know nobody is ever gonna see this but I got a project for Marine Science where I have to create a podcast that is about 8-10min long. We need some sort of interaction so I'm gonna do a segment where I answer people's questions about my topic. So like, if anyone does see this and wants to submit a question or something I should cover about Coral Bleaching I'd appreciate it. 👍🏻 (Btw this was posted on Jan/19/24 and my project is due by Feb/2nd/24)

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Imagine this:

Me and you, a friend, go into Walmart.

We're talking about how we are like an old married couple shopping for their kids.

You see a blanket you like, and I buy it for you.

You make a joke, asking if I'm your suggar daddy.

I'm joke back, saying of course, anything for you.

We make more Seggsual jokes.

It's ok though 'cause we're wearing socks.

Socks mean no homo.

UH OH.

I'm wearing shark sandals.

WITHOUT SOCKS?!?

So I look gay.

But you're wearing socks, so it cancels out.

At least that what we think until we look down.

OH NO.

You're not wearing socks either.

So it was Full homo.

And now we're dating.

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I think I'm funny.

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Why does dial soap smell how deodorant tastes??

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I did a lion henna today!

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SHARK ART PRIDE WALL IN PROGRESS! (also ignore my wall, I know it looks gross, it needs new paint)

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This is Froggert William The Third. He was fat bullfrog that I gave up on half way through and is now my favorite frog drawing I've done.

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First if all: why am I such a dumbass that when tumbler says "there's a shiny new version" I thought it meant literally shiny.

Second: I got a nose ring yesterday, it wasn't that bad but holy hell my tics weren't happy. No tics at all that day, the guys sticks the needle through *BOOM* Can't stay fucking still. I also forgot to warn the poor dude so I just kept apologizing.

Third: I did a face paint on myself for work and I was super proud of it. I never finished it but it was really cool when I left!

Last: I'm highly upset because A: my buttons keep falling off of my book bag, and B: It rained really hard a few days ago, and our school made us stay out in the rain so now most of my buttons are slowly being ruined ;<

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I have been alive for 15 years and I just realized that corn doesn't have a taste, it just has a smell.

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Anyone ever just sit there, thinking about how fucking scared you are for the future, because somehow people literally don't have compassion for other people. You want to cry out of fear because you live in a non-safe state that will abolish your rights in about 10 seconds, and you really want to cry, but you physically cannot cry for more than two seconds. Like you'll cry and just two tears will roll down you face and thats it, your done. So you just end up staring at a wall for 2-3 hours just in thought about how fucking scared you are, but also you start thinking of the fact if everyone went to the officers they would have to change, but knowing that's also what protests and petitions are for and nothing happens with those, so you have to just go with it, can't even fight because what's the point. And then you realize that if have to be enough people to die to save us, but that also what they want, so you're just stuck where you could ☠️ to prove your point, but that's also what they want so you want to live to prove a point, so you just have to go with the fact that you're gonna have to cut your titties off with a butter knife and throw them at your government office with the words "F*ck you" written on them, have to sew you're self back together, and probably die, but it's ok because it's both dying to prove a point, and giving them what they want, while also not having to take my bullshit titties to the after life, and loving mysleft for at least a few minutes.

Anyway, I'ma go look up bug and shark pictures for Gender Euphoria.

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡