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Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.

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Current Interests: dead ants

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guy watching porn every night after eveyone goes to bed, completely stone faced like a caveman, doesnt understand it. he just doesnt understand

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Your stupid fucking truck looks like it was drawn by rc dart, when they dig up your trucks bones they will say it was a woman, your truck looks like it got a bbl, your truck looks like a pervert's artwork of what a truck is, stop giving your trucks plastic surgery

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We need to bring back a skunk consciousness

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Just because I'm short and faggy does not mean I use they them pronouns

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my nephew (purple aura) sensed a doglike being once

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imagine hating me and i'm just at my house wearing a big t shirt with a skull on it

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it's fingers in his wound wednesday

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The phone is bad kill it

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They played Wicked Game by Chris Isaak in the Fred Meyers and I think I experienced world peace for 4 minutes and 6 seconds

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I don't care about disco Elysium I DON'T CARE

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1950s science fiction magazines had names like "THE MOST AMAZING STORIES", headlines going all "the most bizarre and insane mindblowing surreal horror tales that will blow your nuts clean off!" and then you read one and it's like

"Hey what if there was a cockroach that was as smart as people and could talk. And when you tried to kill it, it'd look at you like bruh. So now you can't kill it."

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imagine dragons for anglerfish must be like… oh the misery… my microscopic husband is attached to meee

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catholicism is like performance enhancing drugs for people with ocd btw

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Poorly drawn Lillipup line

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i think if u make it to 30 yrs old and you arent sexually attracted to some shit like blankets like youll probably be alright but what are u doing it all for man