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I don’t need a vacation when I have this view

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dating a princessgirl is great until she exercises unilateral authority to keep snuggling you instead of letting you get up

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they went off with this

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we are so back

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Feeling an incredibly weird specific nostalgia but what piece of media defined 2020 for you (as in you spent that year with it) mine is mtv's catfish

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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Le poisson Steve, the 259th Known One.

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That's how they do that

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More old men kisses with @foxglovefaun's Ross and Ram

world is unfair and unjust because i couldn't find a way to execute my idea that Ross is pulling him in by the horn

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That should've been in this post, but alas, I only managed to doodle it now

Man got saved from a mean author by accidentally getting an even hotter design, hope we all will get a treatment like that

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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

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My YouTube recommendations have for some inexplicable reason become a solid wall of different pirated DVD rips of the opening number from the 1972 Bob Fosse adaptation of Cabaret, and frankly I'm not sure how much more of Joel Grey pogging at me I can take.