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A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds

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Eyes are unnecessary for seeing the future.

-Dark-Dweller Oracle

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I promised you a contract.

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one day i will dye my hair #16 cotton candy because that’s what color tyler did

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Ok, fine, I just love drawing Teto.

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wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

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fave synths

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I haven't posted in eighteen years but I dont want tumblr to forget to show people i exist so. clancy torch torchbearer breach trench the contract tyler josh fucking whatever

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AND IM JUST TRYIN TO STAY QUUIIIEETRHTBNRTNNRLR-----

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dragon hatsune miku

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I think its valid that my girlfriend prefers to call herself bisexual instead of pansexual because she likes having purple in her flag instead of yellow.

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if Clancy and TB don't end up married with a dog by the end of breach imma hope on a plane to Columbus Ohio and SUE. Who's with me now

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead