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if catwoman transitioned he would be cat noir

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having desires is so evil and awful like idk i kind of want to be flirted with but id rather shoot myself than admit that. well i guess i just said that. i can still shoot myself

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please don’t spend your life convincing yourself that love or joy is reserved for the idealized version of you that only exists in the future

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Some people are really out here like "I like horror, but not jump scares or violence and gore or topics that make me uncomfortable or scared in any way". Brother I hate to break it to you but I don't really think you like horror

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rips my shirt open to reveal a second shirt underneath that says I ❤️ STICKING MY FINGERS IN THE OPEN WOUND OF CATHARTIC RELEASE

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We've already had a Pope John-Paul, it's time for Pope George-Ringo!

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hashtag hire more trans actresses to play cis women characters

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i want to live in your fishbowl

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i feel so bad for little babies who can't drink red wine with cheese

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i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

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Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

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i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

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Caught the moon hanging out in the bird bath this morning.

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yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out