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DISCO ELYSIUM  ▴  22/–

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Simz on Instagram

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she who lurks in val’sharah

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Since when did you start calling yourself Archangel? 

It’s just a name the locals gave me. For all my good deeds. I don’t mind it, but please… it’s just “Garrus” to you. 

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it straight up smells like spiders in here

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That feeling after the rain, when the clouds start to break up and a little bit of blue sky peeks through 🌤️

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My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

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a big fuckin mood I found on twitter

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reblog if ur old enough to remember those fucking edits of all ur favorite characters styled like the old ipod ads as silhouettes with headphones

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Anyone else feel this when they clean out their room?

please dont remove caption

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who out here remembers +anima. my middle school obsession

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What’s your typical OC. Mine is a bisexual with dark hair n eyes

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the pope

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