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"I'm not really sure how a person Retraces Their Steps through the internet. Isn't there like a browser history doohicky I can press or somethin'? Like could I get out using that?"

well, i honestly don’t know what really is going on. that’s just the kind of insanity you’re dealing with. it’s a first, but i guess it was a matter of time before i found someone who was actually stuck in the internet.

i’m sure you can find your way off if you just try to retrace your steps.

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"Okay now i'm starting to question if i'm still drunk or not. Either that or i'm high somehow because none of what you said made sense and I still have no clue what's going on."

have you ever heard of a guy named pickle inspector? he literally became all matter in the universe somehow. compared to that, getting lost in the internet is probably easy. i still have no idea how you did it though. sorry.

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"Well then it looks like I got drunk and somehow stumbled into the internet."

"Sigh, Me and the gang really need to stop going to bars after finally solving a case. Con’s drinking problem is already bad enough as it is and the guy has a liver of a five year old."

i’ve encountered enough insanity to be able to believe that these things could, actually, happen. who knows? i sure can’t say it’s impossible!

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"Wait...what?"

"Kid, i'm hungover enough as it is I don't need you to confuse me even more...Or...Am I really stuck in the internet..."

"Hey, Kid! I hate to be a bother but, you got any idea where I am? Sorry it's just me and th' crew were on a night in the town and...let's just say Con Desparado convinced me to have way too many drinks last night so I got a bit lost." - SS

you are on the internet. so, no, not a clue. wow, you really got lost. how do you end up on the internet after drinking? i don’t mean surfing, if that’s even a thing people do on the internet anymore, but literally stuck online. it’s like a plot from one of my animes. good job, ss, you have achieved something.

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Send me a ♘ if you think your muse could take mine in a fight

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"Really? Well I guess that must be a huge coincidence since my full name is Jack Noir, too!"

Who Let the Dog(Tier) Out? (Closed RP with jadethegoodwitch)

"Jack, huh? WAIT A SEC!"

You halt all movement immediately. “That’s where I know you from! You look exactly like someone I know, by the name of Jack Noir!”

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"Well it's a pleasure to meet you Jade! The name's Sharp Slewfoot. Or you can just call me Jack since it's my real name."

Who Let the Dog(Tier) Out? (Closed RP with jadethegoodwitch)

"I suppose so…"

"Jade Harley, at your service!"

You do a little curtesy. It just seems like the right sort of thing to do.

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"Well, hey it happens to everyone. So what's your name?"

Who Let the Dog(Tier) Out? (Closed RP with jadethegoodwitch)

"Huh. Sorry, I’ve just got the weirdest sense of déjà vu!"

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"Hmm...No I don't believe we have."

Who Let the Dog(Tier) Out? (Closed RP with jadethegoodwitch)

"No, no! It’s just…have we met before?"

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I do believe that Anonymous was referring to an Alternate Timeline, where you were born a Dersite, not a Prospitian.

"Really? I dunno I highly doubt that."

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"Royal duties?! Wow, unexpected guests and they turn out to be royalty! Huh, what a small world."

ribbonripple, queenofripplestar, endofallworlds, insanetiltheend and actualmonokuma have arrived!

  ”I was just taking time off royal duties to roam around a bit!”

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You're a bloody gentleman compared to your Dersite self.

"Dersite what? I ain't gotta clue what you're talkin' about, Grey-face."

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"Same here, PM! So what brings you here?"

ribbonripple, queenofripplestar, endofallworlds, insanetiltheend and actualmonokuma have arrived!

  ”Alright, I will remember to address you as Jack! Pleasure to meet you.”

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"Well that's a fetchin' name I must say. As for me the name's Sharp Slewfoot. Although you can just call me Jack since it's my real name."

ribbonripple, queenofripplestar, endofallworlds, insanetiltheend and actualmonokuma have arrived!

  ”Peregrine Mendicant! You can call me PM for short, if you’d like.”

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Who Let the Dog(Tier) Out? (Closed RP with jadethegoodwitch)

Your name is SHARP SLEWFOOT as previously mentioned. Right now you are still wandering around MOONLIGHT CITY. You usually wander around at this time to see if there is in need of help. As of late nothing seems to be going on.

SS: Look up at the moon.

Sure, I mean this city is known for it's view of the moon! So you do so and look at the beautiful...

Wait a second, does the moon regularly have green flashes of light coming from it? Wait a second, that's not coming from the moon, it's right in your damn fave you dingbat!

SS: Brace yourself for whatever this Green Flashy thing is!

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ribbonripple, queenofripplestar, endofallworlds, insanetiltheend and actualmonokuma have arrived!

"Wowzers, didn't know I was gettin' visitors today!"

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Moonsetting (Open Introduction RP)

An fully grown Prospitian stands in the Moonlight of his city. He has been in said city for many years although it will be today that he is given a name. What will it be?

[SPADES SLICK]

Hmm, No. That doesn't sound right to you. It sounds crude and mean, try again.

[SHARP SLEWFOOT]

Ah, now that's better!

You're name is SHARP SLEWFOOT. You are a part of a troupe' of Investigators known as THE MIDNIGHT CREW. You and your aforementioned crew has the job of keeping an eye out for any illegal activity in MOONLIGHT CITY. The city that YOU built by the way. Right now you are on the streets of said city, waiting for something to happen. What do you do?

SS: Wait for something to happen.

You got it, cheif.