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I got some issues I gotta work out over a cart and a bowl of ice cream

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Can we go back to killing Nazis being a common action trope in movies

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It’s now confirmed that I’m way stronger than a knife and a knife could never kill me

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I say this a lot but this shit I’m takin right now, think it’s the one. I don’t know if I have the strength to pull through guys.

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27 hours into avowed and it’s peak, y’all are just lame i think.

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I’m hilarious

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For Valentine’s Day I’m gonna be playing shitty tech death on guitar and yelling at happy couples from my porch like a crazy old man.

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I think this shit might actually kill me, I’m boutta pull an Elvis

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All of my bones are crumbling under the weight of cold weather, thought this only happened to old people?

AND HE’S STILL DIGGING !!! 🥹🤭🫶

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I’m boutta fuck up this toilet

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Big dick is back for their reunion tour!!!

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Not nearly enough people appreciate Charlie from adventure time and I think you all really should start

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How tf do you wake up and say, “you know what, I think I won’t smoke crazy weed tn”. Like wtf even are you?

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My swagger has sacrifices

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Fucking tumbler dude…

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And to the mother fuckers who say carts are better than grass, how’s 7th grade treating you?

Anyways here’s a cool song