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Forget everything. Open the windows. Clear the room. The wind blows through it. You see only its emptiness, you search in every corner and don't find yourself.

Prints if you want them :)

Personal piece in between commissions! If you're looking for a comm, feel free to reach out at silverthegold@gmail.com <3

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"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Hermaeus Mora and that's why I'm trapped in Apocrypha for all eternity

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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Part 23 in my weekly poster series of 2025

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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Gather around, it’s time 😌

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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

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tbh i love writing little smutty things for my friends and loved ones i just dont wanna risk making anyone uncomfortable so i've scaled back on sending them aldk;ksdjfaksjdfalekdjfaksdjf

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AOT Big Post™ 28. the Big Posts are now my age. spoopy

more aot memes

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@sundew199 @keleravna @madam-whim

i love OCs. like this is my emotional support dressup dolly that i beat the living shit out of

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it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

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Caroline Walker Bynum, Holy feast and holy fast: the religious significance of food to medieval women