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in fact, now i'm curious enough after all these asks that i'm gonna make a tagbait post: transformers fandom, please tell me what you think the rarest rarepair that you earnestly ship is. i'm talking 'this has no fanart no matter how deep into twitter and pixiv you dive' stuff. the ones you made up at 3am when you couldn't sleep and now they are real To You.
#dinobot/optimus prime exists purely in my head because of my fan cont where dinobot and drift are cold const designer babies being kept as#personal guards and arent treated like sentient beings and orion pax meets them and immediately sees that and treats them as well as he can#and trying to free them from the secret govt unicron cult that made them. and then they help him start the revolution and db and op kiss#and also primal/rhinox/rattrap/dinobot polycule. ive seen others talk about it but no one is brave enough to write or make art for it#and chromia/mikaela banes also because of my personal cont#and shatter/windblade#im sure i have more
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[coughing up blood] oeughf…w..wind, w. Windtsr . Windstream…s.save m. Save me. Wind. Windstreaoughrgggrgrggr51şç]€[£^2[1{£|
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He got too excited 😭
Its ok bee, everyone loves you (sniffs)
Inspired by this tweet:
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I dont want to be exposed to varying and diverse fandom opinions I love my echo chamber #myechochamber
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literally how boring and dull do you have to be to dislike codependent relationships in fiction like where is the passion where is the devotion where is the worship that inevitably corrupts and destroys one if not both of them
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GAY ROBOTS 🏳️🌈
(before you ask, yes, i did give them abs and bigger hips sue me)
Beakdown x Knockout
#QueerSummmer - 17/30
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Drawing transformers as stupid babies collection
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Keeping my agenda of ES Soundwave wears makeup under that mask alive and well 💯💯💯 do I know how to draw makeup?? Not really, but I’ll be damned if I don’t try 😌 I need him having all that NOWWW!!! He’s already got that absurd body, what’s some makeup gonna do to stop him??
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when I put characters in situations that do not make sense thematically it's fine because I know I understand their core Principles and that I'm just having fun. when other people do it it's evil
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Every time I see somebody shit on Autobots for being ‘the upperclass’ and shill the Decepticons as being a ‘rebellion movement’ in transformers I cry out in pain and 100000 angels lose their wings. Do not forget about their G1 origins where the Autobots started as the working class that all exchanged a look when the military (Decepticons) began getting a little too bold. IDW’s decision to start the Autobots/Decepticons like That is still an absolutely horrible idea
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