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Forever thinking about how Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Psycho are both based on the same news story

'based on a true story' was the funniest horror marketing trope for a while we need to bring it back. big fan of a lack of need to specify how much and what parts. i love when words mean anything

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i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

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The Rebis

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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honk if you love the monstrous and feminine

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ASTRONAUT 1: weve gotta get this alien out of your chest cavity now. its gonna burst any second. (raises scalpel)

ASTRONAUT 2: but this chest bursting killing machine has a different perspective (grabs partners hand) we have to hear... (ribs cracking. literally dies) both sides

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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

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do you like men

man is a hopeless creature. i don't like much of anyone

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Maybe I'll keep going by Sam but tell people it's short for Sammael.

Trans people need to start naming themselves like puritans but like the other way. I need to start hanging out with bitches named Contempt and Decadence and Heresy

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C zurr

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Yeah

There was a severed hand on the road today that was way too nice to be a Spirit Halloween hand, but not necessarily realistic enough to be concerning, so somebody just threw a premium severed hand out the window going down the highway. Super weird.

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I miss Berlin

Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]

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They call me the Midnight Scratcher on account of how every time I get a tattoo, about a week in, I wake up in the middle of the night clawing at it like I buried treasure under that thing. Gonna have to duct tape oven mitts to my wrists.

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Boris Karloff in his Frankenstein costume playing baseball, with Buster Keaton as the catcher.