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4 days till my patreon launch. Am I working? Making posts? Being professional?

Nope. Stardew. 👍

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Here's a nice long one of him just licklicking

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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“I am the one who preys on weak. I offer everything they seek.”

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Ifrit having sex with cirrus for the first time and she’s like “fuck- call me a stupid whore, pull my hair” and ifrits like “no omg id never shame a woman I love women-“

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Suit compilation.

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I'm not sure if sending it as a message will make the quality any better and I wish I could send you the actual video clip instead of the crafted gif but here we are

Oh honey it’s GORGEOUS 😍

You have gifted me. THE MAN. THE SEXY COWBOY.

Eternally grateful, forever in your debt 🙏🙏🙏

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OH MY GOD 🥵🥵🥵

IM SCREAMING CRYING LOSING MY MIND

@giggle-shade You are an ANGEL! They’re perfect, beautiful, *chefs kiss*

Thank you honey!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Here ya go sugar! ❤️ @shaykesqueer

I hope you enjoy them as much as I do 🥵

I'm sorry they're fuzzy. But this instance in the scene was also rather dark

This one I slowed down a tad

And this one I let it reverse back and forth for extra something 👌🥴🫠

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with the support of Bun, a thought on Copia having a very small penis:

imagine that you're dating him and he just always wants to have sex in the dark, and won't yet let you give him head. you think it's a bit weird for a confident rockstar but ok; everyone's different. maybe it's because he's nervous or inexperienced in the bedroom despite his confidence on stage, but then one day you discover accidentally that he has a lifelike dildo that he's been using inside you instead and he's just pretending it's him.... when you express your surprise and concern he fesses up and admits it's because his penis is very small and he feels self conscious about you seeing it. imagine his shame and embarrassment and maybe he gets teary because he thinks you'll be grossed out or disgusted or laugh at him, as other people have in the past. 🥺

and then you're so gentle to him; lots of "it's ok baby, i don't care what you look like" and he's like no but im small. really small. and u say it's ok whatever it looks like, it'll be lovely to me. Copia relents and lets you kiss him and allows you to turn a bedside lamp on. you just make out with him gently for half an hour and rub his crotch, teasing him slowly, softly. and then you go to unzip him and he's shaking. he's really nervous so you hold his hand and tell him you love him, and then you undress him and sure it is tiny but it's okay. you lay him back and just settle between his legs, touching his cock carefully, pressing kisses to it and sucking it slowly, telling him it's perfect and wonderful, such a pretty cock. you let it grow in your mouth and tell him how well it fits and how you're so glad he trusted you to show him. Copia's absolutely wrecked from your mouth on him while you're telling him he's a good boy, and then you shuffle so you're next to him and you kiss him and kiss him and kiss him and praise him while you jerk him off. he hasn't had anyone touch him with such care that he's so sensitive and responsive to your fingers. you tell him you'd like to keep going and if he's ok with it, could he cum in your mouth? and he's so shocked you even want that but he agrees; you let him bury his fingers in your hair as you dive back down to worship his cock. he's gasping and moaning by the time he finishes, and he'll never ask for the lights to be off again...

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Okay, he makes me weak...

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Anyone care for a rat?

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I LOVE HIM 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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*running up to the dashboard*

*heaving and puffing and gasping for breath*

PHANTOM GHOUL TINY DICK GANG

*runs away again*

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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

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WHY WHY CAN I NOT FIND ONE SINGLE GIF OF GHOUL COOPER HOWARD LICKING HIS LIPS IN FALLOUT EPISODE ONE

SOMEONE PLEASE

I am but a humble simp

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff