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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies
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me watching the knights seize everything in my accursed dungeon knowing theyll just be enthralled by my dark amulet and their souls trapped inside
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they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app
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i simply don't think nonbinary people should have to see having our gender/s respected and acknowledged as a luxury. i think it's frankly sickening that that's the state of things tbh.
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db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers
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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness
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