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havent felt fly like a g6 lately
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enough “chicken soup for the soul.” how about some chicken soup for the hole
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Hes got that windows media player pussy
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Wow I ain’t been on here in so long omg
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Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia
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Happy rabbit
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Mmmmm gonna clean out my following list
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When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.
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My ex’s Therapist give me some bomb advice once. She told me, “Don’t be anyone’s sun, meaning, don’t feel like you need to be the source of anyone’s energy. Sometimes that’s too much to bear. Now you also don’t want to be anyone’s moon, meaning, sont ever let anyone leave you in the dark, or become a reflection of someone else.” Like that shit hit me so deep.
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☯ new color coordinated blog ☯
www.vodolei.tumblr.com
╰☆╮ i follow back similars╰☆╮
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when youre listening to a song and it reminds you of your OC
when youre listening to an entire album and it reminds you of your OC
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John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.
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