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Dragons

pitviperofdoom asked you:

Dragons. Do you have any useful links on dragons? Different types from different mythologies, different designs and features and abilities, that sort of thing?

General:

What is a Dragon?

Dragon Theories

Dragons and Dragon Lore

Dragon Abilities

List of Dragons in Mythology

Dragons of Greek Mythology

Dragon

Dinosaurs and Dragons

Anatomy:

Dragon Anatomy

Dragon Anatomy and Physiology

Advanced Dragon Description

Comparing Dragons

Dragon Physiology and Powers

Region/Types:

Eastern Dragons

Chinese Dragons

Japanese Dragons

Korean Dragons

Vietnamese Dragons

Types of Dragons

8 Types of Dragons You’ve Never Heard Of

Dragon Types

Dragon Species

Middle Eastern Dragons

Western Dragons

History of Western Dragons

Dragons By Region

In Search of British Dragons

Chinese Dragon

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Ugh, they’re so cute it’s making me sick…

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What if I was able to read in my dream?

Hey to my peeps who have a hard times with reality, remember that:

Mirrors dont work while youre dreaming

Phones/TV/computer screens dont work  while youre dreaming

books dont work while youre dreaming (the letters will keep moving)

 If you ever feel like youre dreaming remember this

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alterego9114replied to yourpost:Every RC9GN character is problematic except for…

Can you list how everyone is problematic, please? It would be very interesting to see.

Your Fav is Problematic RC9GN version:

Randy Cunningham

Thought about leaving two people to be killed by a giant shark.

Slacks on his duty

Wastes smokebombs

Howard Weinerman

Thinks lying is ok.

Always angry.

Doesn’t want to be smart.

The NinjaNomicon

Is a book

Doesn’t give straight answers

Angry

Hannibal McFist

Wants to destroy the Ninja.

Killed an 800 year old tree Yells at Viceroy.

Willem Viceroy

Too sassy

Has too much power

Went to evil genius school

Sorcerer

Wants to destroy the Ninja

Wants to cause chaos

Likes misery

The Ninja

Causes property damage

Makes lame puns and jokes

Once yelled at a student saying he hated his song.

Heidi Weinerman

Spreads gossip

Interrupted the Rorg marathon.

Indirectly gives news to McFist.

Theresa Fowler

Likes Randy who is problematic

Took a picture of Randy without full permission.

Almost hurt Heidi because she was jealous and a monster.

Julian

Stole from Randy’s purse.

Thinks “death is cool”

Uses a doctor note to get out of gym when he really isn’t sick.

Debbie Kang

Gets into people’s business

Too confident in chess

Made fun of Randy and Howard’s poor Spanish skills.

Catfish Booray

Mind-controlled animals

Stuffed Randy in a cage

Wanted to cook Howard.

Mac Antfee

Corrupted from power

Fought a 14 year old

Didn’t listen to the Nomicon.

Sorceress

Wants to destroy the Ninja

Cause chaos

Wants to free the Sorcerer

Evil Julian

Evil Julian

Wants to turn you “inside out”

Cowboy guy/Bruce McCheese

Broke into Randy’s room

Doesn’t tell us who he is.

Mrs.Driscoll

Carries around her husband’s skeleton

PDA

Ninja Prime

Gave up when hope was lost.

Forced Plop Plop to be a guardian.

Plop Plop

His first name is Plop, his last name was already Plop.

Left from his duty.

Bucky Hensletter

Gets stanked every other week

Show boats.

Stevens

Sad trombones too much.

Norisu 9

Incapacitated the Tengu

Tengu

Possessed Howard.

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“u kno what, bro?” “what?” “if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with u” *clutches heart* “… bro”

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Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

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This is a map of Asia. North Americans, you may notice this map is not solely comprised of Japan, Korea, China and Thailand. People in the UK, you may notice India is not  a continent. That is, if those of you who generalize entire continents can even pinpoint India on a map. Indians are Asian, gasp! And not all brown skinned people are Indian, also, gasp! There are an alarming amount of people, of all ages, from all backgrounds, who seem to be unable to process this.

I’m ethnically Asian. Since Asia is an extremely large continent, I could be from any number of countries. I am neither from India, China, Korea, Japan or Pakistan, yet not so surprisingly, I am still Asian. 

Yes, there are commonalities across regions, through the conflation of cultures, colonialism, globalization, transnationalism and movement of diasporas. Sometimes these are all the same thing. Rickshaws, rice and curry can be found across the continent. But let’s not overgeneralize. You can also find Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims and Hindus across Asia. Cantonese Speaking Chinese Muslims! English Speaking Indian Jews! 

No, we are not all the same. Orientalism? (Please look up Edward Said for basic concepts) No thank you. 

Geography, people. It’s important. 

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finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped

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That awkward moment when...

Danny Phantom has better hair than you. 

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hagrid: [points to friendly domestic pet dog]

hagrid: FANG

hagrid: [points to mythical three-headed canine beast creature most well known for guarding the entrance to the Greek underworld but which now guards a magical stone with the potential to grant literal immortality]

hagrid: fluffy :)

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To Steven Universe fans that want to start collecting rocks!

Rocks are rad as hell and im happy to see everyone get so interested in them with this show. Ive never seen so many rocks on my dash! However there are some important things you need to know about these rocks if you want to start collecting them!!!

Amethyst, Rose quartz, any type of translucent crystal (as a rule of thumb, not necessarily all but A LOT) WILL FADE IN SUNLIGHT.

Lapis Lazuli will be DAMAGED AND DISSOLVE IN WATER.

Malachite is TOXIC if its not tumbled/polished (abd even then you should wash your hands after handling) and CAN RELEASE TOXIC FUMES IF PUT IN THE WATER.

happy rock hounding!!!

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