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GUESS WHO’S BACK, GUYS!?!

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critical role sentence starters !!!

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.

it’s not going to work.

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“I didn’t! My mother took it away because there was a tooth chunk in it.” she opened her mouth wide to show him. 

“I still have a hard time eating them, because of the negative memories, you know?”

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|| @mollymocking came a’knocking

“Your pointy nipples– is that for a sex thing? wouldn’t that hurt your mouth?” she tapped her teeth, cringing a little imagining.

“I once chipped a tooth on a candied apple, it was the worst day of my life!” 

“They’re more for decoration, like the rest of my piercings, but they can certainly be used for sex things.” Mollymauk chuckled and shook his head. “You’re not supposed to bite them that hard, so as long as it’s done right, no one’s mouth gets hurt.”

“Did you at least get to finish your candied apple?”

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Rianne Van Rompaey photographed by Paolo Roversi for Another Magazine Spring/Summer 2018

Stylist: Robbie Spencer Hair: Jawara Makeup: Hiromi Ueda

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m!a: possessed by a dead mans ghost for 3 days

“Man, does this feel weird--”

~like this if you want a starter with this premise, valid until 2/18~

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ILANA

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She averted her gaze as quickly as she could, staring down at the floor.

“I bet you even have sparkling belly button lint...” she mumbled, not entirely meaning for it to come out. 

      “ my eyes are up here, you know. “ call him cocky, but he can feel her eyes focus on the shining rings pierced through his nipples – that, or the scars, but he’s hoping that it’s the rings. honestly, he’s surprised she hasn’t said anything yet, but now he’s practically inviting the commentary, curious as to what the blueberry tiefling might have to say. “ it’s not nice to stare. “

|| @shcjcsts liked for a starter

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ほねつきかるべ

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                                                    // —-  and what a lonesome song he sings

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“Aaaargh!” she mimed being stabbed, grabbing her stomach, than giggling wildly, making squishy, stab-y sounds. 

“I mean... you could steal it, but isn’t it nice to get gifts sometimes?”

Jester wasn’t morally apposed to stealing, she herself wasn’t great at it, though, and it kind of made her nervous. 

( jester. )

“I wish you hand’t have lost it, it sounds so amazing– I will keep my eye out for something like it, and if we have money, I will buy it for you!” she got a hopeful, excited twinkle in her eye.

“Do you think that dagger was every used to cut somebody?! Like a bad guy???”

     ❝ Or I could steal it. Think of how great that would be! ❞  She was excited at the prospect, loving the idea of improving her skills.   ❝ I hope so! Imagine how cool it would be, pulling it out on an unsuspecting enemy and WHAM!  ❞

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💛💙 from detectivenott

“I’ve always wanted a green sister!! Green is almost as rare as blue, you know, and they go good together!”

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What kind of relationship does your muse want with mine?

❤️ romantic 💛 platonic 💙 family 💜 mentor/mentee 💞 friends with benefits 💕 unrequited love [specify who] 💚 rivals 🖤 enemies

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           We cracked the case WIDE OPEN

                               indie nott from critical role campaign2                                sideblog to coffeemughero.                                 template credit. art credit.

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“I wish you hand’t have lost it, it sounds so amazing-- I will keep my eye out for something like it, and if we have money, I will buy it for you!” she got a hopeful, excited twinkle in her eye.

“Do you think that dagger was every used to cut somebody?! Like a bad guy???”

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|| @druidicgrandpa gives me a hand, ha!

“You look...pretty okay. Do you know where in this town I might find pickles? Or a bakery? Or a butcher shop? Or a patisserie? Or a tavern?”