Person A vs. Person B
Person A: You can copy my homework but don’t make it the exact same :)
their homework:
Person B: Okay, sounds good! :)
their homework:
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y’all know i’m right
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no lies detected here, lmao
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the master said ‘everything you think you know is a lie’ and the master was trapped on earth for seventy seven years from 1943, meaning that he was on earth during the sixties. sacha dhawan played both the master and waris hussein in an adventure in space and time. this means that the master disguised himself as waris hussein then went and helped create the doctor in the first place which makes dr who fictional in their own universe, therefore everything dr who thinks they know… is a lie. thank you for coming to my ted talk
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nine immediately after meeting rose:
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The doctor: I love humans they’re my favourite species. I fall in love with them constantly and travelling with human companions helps me keep my morality in check and stops me from becoming evil
The master: cool! I have to go and destroy the planet earth now for unrelated reasons
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The Doctor after giving an alien one (1) chance: 'right that's it. I'm going to leave a trail of your blood across the galaxy and no one will remember you ever existed.'
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Monster in his eyes by J.M Darhower
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its so fuckin strange that one day, we’re gonna meet someone who falls head over heels in love with us?? isnt that fuckin weird?? theyre gonna see my favourite food in the supermarket and be like “oh ____ would love this!” theyre gonna wake up in the morning next 2 me and thank god for having us meet. theyre gonna look at me as if i’m the sun, moon and stars!! thats so fuckin odd
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He makes me feel everything at once. He makes me feel happy. And sad. And excited. And scared. And in love. He’s a drug, and I’m addicted. I’m addicted to the high he makes me feel. The way he makes me feel everything at once.
@percy-jacksons-sister (via percy-jacksons-sister)
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How many times do we say we don’t care but deep down we fucking care so fucking much.
(via kaliforhnia)
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
Mark Twain (via cornorwalsh)
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Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it.
William Shakespeare, Macbeth (via poems-and-words)
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