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the smallest man who ever lived…

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♡ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ౨ৎ ‧₊ .ᐟ

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everything is blue his pills his hands his jeans and now i'm covered in the colors pulled apart at the seams and it's bluuue and it's bluuue everything is grey his hair his smoke his dreams and now he's so devoid of color he don't know what it means and he's bluuue and he's bluuue

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"Growing up Christian, thinking being gay was a choice, cast a shell over my heart that could only be broken by your joy and grace towards my scared and confused 18 year old self who thought maybe liking girls wasn’t just a phase anymore. Leaving my religious community to start a new life in Los Angeles was rewarded by the queer community taking me under your wing and nursing me to a happiness I’ve never felt before. ‘Thank God I’m gay’ is a sentence I thought I’d never say, but it’s true. Thank God I love women. Thank God you taught me to accept myself, inspired me to dress loud, and and dance the way I have dreamt of since I was nine. Thank God you support me and I have the privilege to watch you from the stage radiating freedom and beaming with smiles. Thank God for drag performers. Thank God for strap-ons. Thank God for you." - Chappell Roan

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leave it all behind, and there is happiness

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Eras Tour - October 25, 2024 | New Orleans, Louisiana

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The Eras Tour surprise songs parallels

November 15, 2024—Toronto, Canada: I Don't Wanna Live Forever / Mine

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here join 2013 res in going apeshit to this. learn your lgbt history etc

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if you knew it was the end of the world…

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a relationship with an eating disorder is like “i’ll get you out on the floor shimmering beautiful” and “i’m pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free” and “beauty is a beast that roars down on all fours demanding more” and “we’re crazy so who else is gonna know me?” and “did you ever hear about the girl who got frozen?” and “i’ve never been a natural, all i do is try” and “don’t want no other shade of blue but you, no other sadness in the world would do” and “if you don’t recognize yourself, that means you did it right” and “i’ve been the archer, i’ve been the prey” and “i’m still trying everything to keep you looking at me” and “my boy only breaks his favorite toys” and “i’m a monster on the hill, too big to hang out” and, most importantly, looking in the mirror and asking, “were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?”

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I just wanna stay in that lavender haze, that lavender haze

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you're so cool, it makes me hate you so much

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.