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Dear diary ,
Today I have found out that my most beloved raccoon that i had sired and turned into a vampire centuries ago has been mutilated and used in my stupid husband's latest invention. his automatic dildo machine. forever to be used and abused. To say I am angry does it little justice. I am livid. I am vexed. Not only has he stolen my beloved companion that would sit next to me and listen to all my stories, but he has turned him into just another science experiment. well two can play at that. Be warned, Laszlo, I will never forgive you.
Nadja.
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Most of my interactions are going to be straight up inappropriate subject matter or dialogue and I'd be sorry but it's the nature of a wwdits blog. However you can always message me privately and ask me to dial it down and I can. We're flexible here.
#🦇//: ooc.#like 9 out of 10 times it can become inappropriate and im not talking the smex kind cause i dont write smut
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she's adjusting his tie. The fixed red material matching her own red blouse. she smiles almost sadly , even distractingly as she does so. nodding along, " yes you look quite seductive - it's not too much. "
when @aigonakru asks if something's wrong she pauses. peering into his eyes before saying admittedly, " it's the anniversary of my mother's death. Remember the day she was killed by a boar? I just feel like she would want me to honor her legacy as a fierce romani woman , but I don't know what I can do. I've avoided this day for centuries and I can just feel her ghost now , telling me to do better. " her hands slip down to her side.
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#aigonakru .#🦇// ooc. psst#wwdits icons can be HARD to find. i had to do some digging. i understand.
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PROMPTS FROM SINNERS * assorted dialogue from the 2025 film, adjust as necessary
i want you to promise right now.
i think that was the best day of my life.
was it like that for you?
you keep dancing with the devil... one day he's gonna follow you home.
drop the guitar, [name].
jump on the work. don't let the work jump on you.
if you don't mind, i'm gonna be late.
i've been working all week.
who are you, babe?
so tell me about chicago.
that's why we came back home.
figure we might as well deal with the devil we know.
don't move.
fuck that. it's gotta be tonight.
look at that sky.
you big enough to take me now, huh?
you keep your eyes open for anybody staring too long.
i'm gonna need you to come sit in this truck right here.
what can i do for you?
i'm trying to help you.
i was doing better before you shot me in the ass.
why are you paying for this?
how fast does this thing drive?
i can show you better than i can tell you.
i seen you somewhere before.
maybe i'll see you tonight.
don't look at her.
you know, i waited for you.
i am your way out.
there's some weird shit going on out here.
i'm married, by the way.
you told me you loved me.
i told you to stay the fuck away from me, too, but i guess you didn't hear that part, huh?
keep your voice down now.
remember falling asleep with your head on my chest, leaving in the middle of the night without a fucking word?
i drank it.
need you to give us a moment.
i'm gonna need you to show some respect.
i don't want your money.
you wanna make me say it?
i thought i could trust them, but they trying to kill me.
just don't let them hurt me no more.
have you seen anyone recently?
i don't think you should be here.
you making any money with that thing?
they hurt you?
so you'll kill for me.
why can't you just say that?
somebody take me in your arms tonight.
you're beautiful. i just want to taste you.
i think you're in the wrong place.
we'll be on our way.
you better enjoy the rest of the night.
i wish in my heart that we'd have met sooner.
we got us a problem.
best thing about me is you.
where the hell you been at?
i'm supposed to walk back?
can i at least get my money?
open up this door. let me outta here.
we're gonna find a way out of this, i promise.
you telling the truth?
they feel the same.
everything's gonna be all right now.
i'll see you soon.
sorry i couldn't keep you safe.
we are connected, you and i, to everything.
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Nadja and nandor ( @therelentless ) running a knick knacks shop together. ❤️
#🦇//: ooc.#its wholesome but im sure theyd find one reason or snother to end up with thr building on fire after enough arguments
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been wondering if in the wwdits universe can animals be turned into vampires? Because if so Nadja has sired at least one raccoon.
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A night ( 11:39pm ) to watch twilight before it leaves Netflix, but at what cost?
#🦇//: ooc.#because i go to sleep by like 9-10pm since i am an old lady.#now i probably wont wake up until like 1-2pm since in up late.#granted i used to have insomina so i was up when people here woke up for their morning shifts.#but i did a complete 180.#also im drinking so tbh.
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" jealous of the fact that you have replaced me with THAT? " she points to an otter. one clearly stolen from a small zoo. one she had no hand in, but suspected he didn't do it alone, " of course I am! All you talk about anymore is my otter this my otter that! You refuse to even let me sit next to you because it's a saved seat for your otter. "
{ OPEN.
"if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous."
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" what are they liking? You know I don't do the whole subscribe thing, @therelentless . The first time I did that they sent me over 500 cardboard boxes from the amazons. " she's on the defense now. forgetting to look over the bananas , which are slowly cooking , within the oven, " I just feel that if we're going to start your YouTube channel then it needs to start out strong. Right now it's like a weak sneeze. " she's pushing out his ideas to replace with her own , " yes, I think you should introduce yourself first and make sure to mention the size of your brain and muscles. The people would enjoy that. " she's being honest.
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#( therelentless. )#🦇//: ooc.#she doesnt understand the basics#also shes referring to Amazon but she assumed amazons.
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[text] *snaps my bones to make me sharper* that beast is goin down
she had looked at the text a couple of times before asking Guillermo to text back for her. not quite able to figure out the phone long enough to bother , she reads @therelentless text one more time before barking at Guillermo to reply ,
[text] which beast is going down? the beast in your head? because that beast will never go down, nandor. believe me, it'll always win.
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› SOFT ROMANCE → receiver to sender.
brushing snow off their shoulders
offering to carry their bag
humming a lullaby beside them
making sure their drink is just right
touching hands under the table
sharing a quiet moment in an elevator
pulling the blanket up over them
fixing a crooked button on their shirt
gently resting a hand on their knee
bringing them flowers “just because”
watching them in the soft morning light
adjusting their glasses for them
saving them the last bite
quietly placing their favorite book in their hands
squeezing their arm in silent support
brushing dust off their shoulder
letting their head rest on your chest
warming up a heating pad for them
kissing the top of their head in passing
whispering their name like a secret
setting their phone to charge
pouring their tea before your own
tucking a note into their pocket
drawing a small heart on their wrist
holding the back of their neck gently
pulling them away from the cold wind
leaning into each other on a train
pressing their hand over your heartbeat
offering your hoodie on a cold night
packing a snack for them
gently rubbing their shoulder while they talk
picking them wildflowers
saving a seat beside you for them
mouthing “you okay?” across the room
standing behind them while they cook
helping with their coat sleeves
asking if they’ve eaten today
tracing their laugh lines when they smile
turning their playlist into a shared one
leaving a mug of cocoa on their desk
tying your scarf around their neck
brushing your thumb across their wrist
sitting beside them during a tough day
helping them put on a bracelet
resting your head on their lap
carrying them when they fall asleep somewhere strange
painting their nails for them
pressing a kiss to their wrist
gently holding their chin to meet your gaze
leaving your scent on their pillow
guiding their hand while drawing
humming a song they like
quietly whispering “i missed you”
brushing a tear from their lash
hiding a gift for them to find later
gently pulling them into your arms during a bad dream
braiding their hair without asking
waiting up for them to get home
offering your lap as a pillow
warming their hands with yours in your pockets
shielding their eyes from the sun
holding their face during a long hug
wrapping your arms around their waist while cooking
softly squeezing their pinky when anxious
sharing a hoodie without asking
resting your head on their shoulder during a movie
lightly stroking their hair while they read
offering to write something for them
sneaking a Polaroid of them smiling
casually interlocking fingers while walking
wrapping an arm around them in their sleep
offering a tissue before they ask
kissing their knuckles one by one
gently drying their hair with a towel
placing their hand over your heart
taking their photo when they’re distracted
watching them laugh and smiling to yourself
opening the car door for them
waiting to make sure they’re inside safely
gently tugging on their sleeve to get their attention
letting them nap on your chest
setting an extra place at the table
lending them your favorite book
adjusting their jewelry
putting a hand on their back when guiding them
whispering “you’re okay, i’ve got you”
resting your foreheads together mid-hug
brushing rainwater from their hair
slipping your hand into theirs in silence
bringing a warm drink to their bedside
folding their laundry with a soft smile
reaching out instinctively to steady them
tracing the veins on their wrist with your finger
taking off their shoes after a long day
straightening their tie gently
offering to help them undress when tired
letting your head fall on theirs in a quiet moment
playfully hiding behind them when nervous
buttoning up their cardigan slowly
whispering “you make me feel safe”
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text prompts stolen from my groupchats p. 4
[text] i just came here to fix my insecurities not to like improve myself as a person [text] you’re gonna get a good grade in being a special little white girl [text] *snaps my bones to make me sharper* that beast is goin down [text] it could also be that I’m hallucinating but isn’t that just a symptom of womanhood anyway [text] i have no connection to reality and my untethered existence to anything but the void will either be a curse or a blessing and i dont know if i have any sway over which it decides to be [text] wig? on what cause? [text] im making a discord channel no one can post in just to pretend i can ever get some peace and quiet around here [text] im making all pokemon latino now. dúskul [text] noooooo baby dont restrict my use of internet shorthand ur so sexy aha [text] all men are clowns one way or another might as well find one who knows it [text] move over asimov’s laws ‘no significant crimes’ is here to fuckin party [text] es siempre la hora de morbo [text] the face distracts while the hands attack [text] wow you would talk about history when you know colonialism took history away from me? [text] im not getting into heaven but i will be ready to court the devil with my sultry words [text] if you can’t find an emo in the wild, but have some patience, you can always just kill a smiley kid’s parents then wait [text] blonde bitpulls are still poc (pets of color) theyre just light skin [text] you’re handsome but also look like someone who forgets their wallet a lot [text] these devilish indulgences are the delights of the bourgeoisie while my proletarian citizens starve [text] at least ur keeping him off the streets [text] if i go too long without moisturizing i can physically feel my skin file a complaint. like before i even get dry i get the sensation of my cells pulling out lil pens to fill out a form [text] he has whiskers on his face i always thought naruto was a catboy [text] i couldn’t even give up cussing for ramadan so… [text] switching apps is the new walking through a doorway [text] god is real and he likes to make me suffer in new and mundane ways [text] on this day chaos has lost a finger of its chokehold grip on humanity’s pulse [text] a divorce is just a permanent block [text] if you say that to me again ill pull out your tattoo [text] if people have to see me they have to really see me [text] am I not coherent enough for you???? do you know who I am???? [text] the rules are mere crumbs and we are the cosmic brooms sweeping them under the rug of possibility [text] first point? amazing, flawless, wonderful. second point? stop appropriating gothness
#🦇// we were so poor we had to use donkey dung as fuel for the fire ; ( prompts )#memes#🦇// ooc. psst#shes not great at texting tbh.#still barely handles a computer#she mistly only has a cellphone because Guillermo gave her and everyone one and its probably a flip phone.
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𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 . . .
triggering , nsfw and suggestive prompts present . adjust as needed . based on things actually said in discord servers + status' , text messages & voice messages .
" are those beans ? "
" . . . yes "
" did you just call me daddy ? "
" he looks like a toilet brush "
" man was too thicc for the stairs "
" DING DONG BITCHES "
- sadly bops my head to the music -
" this man is GHOULISH "
" you know it's bad when gotham is the better option . "
" rip his mpreg dreams "
" then he just confirmed hes a bottom "
" i usually dont support the gaslighting of women by men but here i absolutely do "
" he called DIBS on that "
" faster pussycat "
" this show has me feeling bisexual for lunatics "
" i want him biblically "
" the men , i lick them "
" REMEMBER WHEN I FUCKED YOU UP "
" like a vampire but for cum "
" where the fuck are her legs ? "
" did you ever find her legs ? "
" puff up like a pufferfish "
" why the fuck would you make me read this shit ? "
" stab it "
" sorry it's for science or whatever "
" he's just being silly "
" thats not what silly means "
" did you guys know angels go through heat ? "
" bestfriends kiss sometimes you know "
" if we see a cow , we moo . if we see a deer we say OH DEER . "
" ghost is just spooky bon jovi "
" yeah , i ugly cried "
" woof woof "
" ARF ARF "
" ONCE AGAIN I AM TIRED OF LEAVES "
" i sleep on my back so i can practice for my casket "
" at this point i'd be in a harem with them happily "
" im simply going to pass away "
" thank the lord , amen "
" how am i supposed to be normal in these conditions "
" i just reacted like a victorian man seeing an ankle . "
" buddy shouldn't be mad if he's pregnant "
" does your status say deepthroat ? "
" it that easy ? "
" im easy to convince "
" it makes him horny "
" are you enjoying that ? going down your throat ? "
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time for Nadja to send your muse advice, mimic human behavior, or even show her boss self in your inbox! LIKE FOR SOMETHING.
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OPEN.
" do you often go by the name Tom? Cause you're one fine tomcat and I'm like a dog , barking you up a tree , baby. " she's standing a little too close for starters.
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It's raining and thundering here and I saw some lightening pretty close to where I was at Walmart. My favorite weather. ❤️
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Munday photo dump?


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