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Michael is the cool FNAF older brother to Gregory

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Grunkle Stan literally punched a pterodactyl in the face because he couldn't stand the idea of Mabel never talking to him again

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flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy.

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The famous song The Spirit of Massachusetts is not about how people feel about the state, or the energy that we bring, it is about the Spirit of Massachusetts itself, the ghost white man who is exhausted in his mid-40s wearing both a Red Sox hat and a Celtics Jersey with a overpriced, room temperature beer in one hand and a Dunkin ice regular in the other.

If you ask him where he's from, he'll say a different town name you can never pronounce every time. He appears by the red line, and deep Springfield, in Salem, northern Ware, but nobody knows for sure.

When Anime Boston comes around, he looks at the cosplayers with a twinkle in his eye and laughs when there's a young adult dressed as Boston Bruins Len Kagamine before going on that people from Northampton used to dress like that. He smiles, pointing out that he has a t-shirt from The Bunghole on. You only see him wear it then.

Some say he died at Six Flags in 2013, others say they found his body near Boston harbor, some say he froze to death in the winter storm of 201X, despite this, he'd still wearing shorts in the winter.

His Boston accent is disgusting, the words you constantly know seem butchered and foreign but things he talks about still makes sense, how the Dunkin on Main Street is better than the Dunkin on School Street. Which Market Basket to go to, how the weather isn't quite the same.

The Spirit of Massachusetts isn't to be feared, because everyone knows him, and he will never leave. The Spirit of Massachusetts is what's old and what's new.

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Help me I'm thinking about how Stan's voice cracked when he was reunited with the twins during Weirdmageddon and he said "I thought I lost you!" and how he looked so close to tears. There were 3-4 days between the beginning of it and when they found each other again.

He thought the twins were dead, or captured, or worse. He didn't even know what happened to his brother. Do you think he was looking for them when McGucket showed up with the stragglers/survivors? Do you think he desperately searched the crowd, asked each one if they'd seen Dipper or Mabel or Ford? Do you think he ventured to find them several times and was forced to turn back?

Do you think he gave up eventually and just had to hold onto the hope they were alive and okay? Do you think he believed it? I can't stop thinking of him sitting on the porch, watching the sky fall as he sparks up his first cigar of the summer with shaking hands, because the kids weren't there (because they might've been dead) to see him do it and he was desperately trying to keep himself together.

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McGucket you confound me to no end.

I’m THIS close to resigning myself to the reality I’ll forever draw him differently every time I try. Oh inconsistent art style my behated

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bruh i used to hide out in the library in middle school during lunch to read because the lunchroom was overstimulating and i had so many bullies and so many issues with eating in front of people so i would just skip lunch and retreat into book time in the safety of the library, and one day the librarian came over and told me the library had started a new "lounge" for honors students in a little sideroom with comfy chairs where students could snack while they read if they want

and i was today years old when i realized i never saw a single other student in that little room that definitely held storage stuff before then and that the librarian absolutely made that up so i would have a safe space to read and be alone and eat in the library

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i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

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spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit

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It's not that I don't want to visit, it just wasn't on the list I made in my head

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My curse is that I have so much bottled up oc lore but can only talk about it when someone asks very specific questions about my characters

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the bros 🔥🔥

them individually 🧍🧍

(my cutting skills suck 😔)

lmk if I should send the template here or smth

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Some sketches with my favorite men <3

Ya will never 'stand who is my most favorite one.)