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shedanceswithshoggoths-blog
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"I have great faith in fools; self-confidence, my friends call it."     Just call me Shoggy, it's easier that way. She/her pronouns
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Please give Milo Murphy’s Law a chance.
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This review of the show Young Sheldon is the only review I need.
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The October mood
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in autumn you can smell the fields, burning far away
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Head canon that whenever Natasha is asked sexist questions by the media, the boys just keep going to increasingly ridiculous lengths to get there and answer the question instead.
Reporter: Do you ever feel resentment for this job reducing the possibility of having a family? Bruce, strolling by: I don’t know, I never really thought about having a family to begin with. I prefer spending my time in the company of friends.
Reporter: Do you feel like you have to be super girly to stand out or super masculine to fit in with all the men? Steve, jumping over from his own group of reporters: See, that’s what I love about the 21st century. Lots of room for gender expression however you want. *pointed Disappointed Captain Look*
Reporter: Do you think your emotions ever get the best of you on the field? Thor, landing with Mjolnir: I have spent many years learning to control my pride on the battlefield and not lose my head during a fight. I thank my shield brothers and sister for helping me.
Reporter: How do you come out of a fight looking so fabulous? Tony, flying in on a private helicopter probably: It’s just genetics, dear. I always look fabulous. I looked fabulous while dying.
Reporter:  What kind of product do you use in your hair? Bucky, ziplining in from the next building over: L’oreal. *hands out the expertly photoshopped ad Darcy made of him in a L’oreal ad*
Reporter: What kind of diet do you use to stay in shape? Clint, leaping out of an air vent: You know, I’ve been thinking of trying paleo, but this is all natural. Pizza for days, baby. Keeping aliens from destroying the world tends to burn a few calories.
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the notes are broken 😂
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please watch letterkenny
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Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.
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seduce me with your flannel collection
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[GQotD]
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me: ah time for some reading
fic: I’m-
me:
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that post with the horse+dog mouth bugs me bc the mouth wasn’t photoshopped in line with the jaw hinge
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PAUL KOMODA’S CTHULHU 
Concept art by Paul Komoda  Sculpt by Gecco
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god can you leave people alone you crusty assed freaks
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