rediscovering ray troll's art in my fish era is such a delight. that guy makes art that sounds like his name. he was so right about fish worship
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average ace attorney trial
phoenix: ah god im so nervous im so new to this
maya: we can do it nick!!! yayayayay
judge: hello i am here
edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand
seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.
phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!
judge: order!!!!
edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!
phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS
judge: what the fuck is this
phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!
seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@
judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!
confetti: *falls*
maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!
edgeworth: Phoenix....... I Have Always Felt A Certain..... Way..... Towards You..... As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined...... This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply... And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist........
harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!
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more them 🥺
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zaldo draws
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What if in the next reincarnation, the Triforce pieces get swapped?
I imagined this unlikely trio of heroes some time ago, and I finally decided to post it here + some headcanons, enjoy!
Ganondorf “Gan”
Prince of the Gerudo tribe
Feels guilty and responsible for what his past incarnations have done and constantly apologizes for it
Little sibling syndrome
“Don’t do the thing!” *does the thing anyway*
Reckless
Chaotic Good
A Jock
Link
Ranger of Faron’s Forest, born in the village of Ordon.
Was born deaf: his townspeople gifted him a couple of magical blue earrings that function as hearing aids. Mostly communicates through sign language, but he picked up some words.
Animals, elderly people and children instantly love him
The Mom Friend ™
Lawful Good
A gentle soul
Zelda
Heir to the throne of Hyrule
Struggles a lot with her abilities and the awareness of the potential danger of corruption
Can be a bit snobbish
Diplomacy 100/100
Worried 24/7
Neutral Good
A Fancy Lass
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Objectively the funniest way to make a character trans is timeskip. Just never say anything about it.
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made for the hegemon edelgard zine a while back!
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it's my earnestly held belief that every human person holds within them an invisible timer that counts up from the last time they stuck their feet in a body of water and the higher that number gets the more sludge builds up in their brain and in their heart
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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I made this drawing for the @divinepulsezine , a zine which theme was chess and Fire Emblem Three Houses. ♟️ It was my first time drawing a Fire Emblem fanart and I loved it. Of course I drew my fav characters of my fav tragic storyline, the siblings Mercedes and Jeritza fighting each others. :D I'm a sucker for anything edgy and tragic. 💫
They are selling leftovers now so visit their page. O:
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I get mean when I’m nervous like a bad dog
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coelacanth my truest friend <3
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