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When you don’t wear makeup for long enough that you don’t mind your face without makeup then you put on makeup and are mega-impressed
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lopmon:
this is me every time i get a fever




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and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more
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doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: nice
me: nice
doctor: you’re going to die
me: nice
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therapist: do you feel loved by anyone?
me: drake
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Jaden Smith looking good as hell in dresses/skirts
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