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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

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Striking workers they could never get me to hate you

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unfortunately not much we can do :c

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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@pangur-and-grim

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Caffeine is good for you and will never hurt you and you should drink more caffeine now

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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

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Unfortunately our conservative leader is continuing to be propped up and some guy in Alberta had to give up his seat to him so he can continue to be the leader of the opposition lmfao.

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before

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so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

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EVEN THE THOROUGHBREDS AREN'T SAFE FROM THE GRAY ROAN

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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

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Relationship status?

Waiting for a miracle

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Oh i just looked at the actual results and yall like realllly voted the blue out moreso than even we did. Nice

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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!!!! Hell Yeah !!! Happy for you

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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If it makes any of the people from the USA reblogging my post about the Canadian elections feel better, 2 provinces are currently throwing a hissy fit about the libs winning again and are foaming at the mouth with sepratist sentiments again.