me when my work friends meet my other friends: oh no my carefully calculated personalities for each of you is in conflict!
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pour one out for my first coping mechanism, excessive reading
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I hate it here right now
Why do I have do I have to discuss basic shit over and over and over again
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When I talk about eating the rich, I’m not talking about your parents who own a nice sized house, 2+ cars and maybe a boat. I’m talking about the people who have 10+ million sitting in the bank that their great great grandkids won’t touch. Don’t be mistaken.
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To the people who told me it would get better when I am older... ITS BEEN FUCKING TEN YEARS BITCHES WHEN DOES IT GET BETTER
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*me after 17 days of not messaging back* sorry I was too sad to reply what’s up haha
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me, all the time: i could just die and not have to do this
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I read that with her lovley accent in my head ❤️
Chief, teaching a history class: We have to study. We’re behind on international conflicts.
Jane: And whose fault is that? Maybe if your lot had stopped invading the rest of the world for five fucking minutes, there’d be a lot less to wade through.
Jane: English prick!
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And the end of the conference we alwys decide to smoke a bowl and that's my problem.
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