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permission to lib out?

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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i wish u could hold out ur hand to pigeons and they’d come sniff it like cats would & they’d go ooo rooo rorooo oo and let u pet them. alas bird flu

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so this happened last tuesday!! (im fine now) more to come stay tuned

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I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

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If i met someone from wigan id be so starstruck id be obsessed

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boy if you play that leitmotif one more time

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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on

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everyone come with me. here

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YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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mutuals our souls are aligned i mean hi

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?