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hows ur dad

dead.

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But I love my mother.

"marry cooper is a good mom she just-" no she isnt ! hope this helps

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You're back?

Yes.

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🏳️‍🌈❓

What do these emoticons mean?

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Who gave this child an account?

- @that-random-poseidon-child

I am not a child I have the intellectual knowledge of an adult.

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Are Missy or Georgie on this site? It seems that it would fit them.

No they are not. They should get on here though.

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂👅😈

Excuse me?

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do you like melanie martinez :3

I listen to 1 of her songs and it is acceptable.

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what is your favorite color of the alphabet, true or false?

What? This question doesn't make sense.

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when u jerk do u yell "bazinga' when you cum.

This is an absurd question.

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I have a crush on you can we get married

I don't have time for intimate relationships.

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Team Edward or team Jacob?

Team Edward, obviously. That is the only acceptable choice.

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Who let mom give you access to the internet??

-The attractive Cooper sibling (Georgie)

Myself. I happen to be very convincing.

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hi.

so uh hey guys. some of you probably know that I am @magnus-falafelking

my mom found out I had tumblr and she deleted my stuff. the only account I can access is this one and even now I'm using my friends phone. I will tag everyone I know. don't be worried. I am ok, I am safe, but I don't know when I can contact you guys again. love you

@lordofsummergodofrizz @alex-f13rro @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @thomas-jefferson-jr @mallory-keen-to-kill @will-solace-aaaaa @halfbornhalfdead @deadmomclubattendee

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Why am I gay

Your a genius and I need answers

Interesting question.

You feel homosexual attraction as a result of your hormones acting in such a way when a male is around.

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please tell me a fun fact about neutrinos

Neutrinos are the second most abundant particle in the universe.