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My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

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Lol, good stuff.

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@riverrockz

getchu a girl w long thick hair we'll leave hair everywhere for you youre so fucking welcome i love you

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Dog

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or at least i’m trying to

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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

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CAVEMAN ELVIS: aint nothin but a thylacine

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@riverrockz

How are my sweetie pees

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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Sometimes, old American books about trees are all "This tree is unshapely, has ragged and irregular growth and has little economic value." but I was wrong to characterize them all as such, because for every capitalist-minded book about the USA's trees that is like "ough we gotta exploit every living thing" there's also a book like this:

The book is called Our Friends the Trees and it was written in the 1930's and this is the VERY FIRST PARAGRAPH, no introduction no nothing, just going all in taking no prisoners from the very first line and it CONTINUES like this for the WHOLE book there is ZERO chill throughout the whole length of the book

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op made this unrebloggable but i still want everyone to see the trea turner faggot in the back tweet

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asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

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btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

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