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GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS

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We can’t always get what we want, Orca 167.

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I think LotR could have ended much differently if Frodo had just turned to Sam and said, “Hey, look, I realize you hate Gollum and don’t trust him at all, but could you please give him a chance? Genuinely be supportive of him? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I am Projecting Heavily on him and my hope and sanity kind of hinges upon believing that he can be redeemed. I thought I was being really obvious about that but maybe not.”

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me in the blair witch project: *trips over one of those spooky stick bundles* who left their fuckign pinterest crafts here

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LITERALLY WHY IS JEFF GOLDBLUM AN INSTAGRAM THOT I DONTAJDLSJDLSLS

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every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

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im starting a tech startup called ‘gaming laptops but they dont look like theyre decomissioned drones from an overfunded military black ops project’

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Daredevil coming to fight Thanos

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peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

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Evolution of Steve Rogers, crispy burnt toast. 

Inspired by this hilarious post by @itsallavengers

Bonus:

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BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

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Me whenever JK comes out with new ridiculous HC:

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Waiting for your friend to get into her house after dropping her off like

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You, a peasant: Gay

Me, an intellectual: Straightn’t