Context: we’re a motley crew of three adventurers/ mercenaries made up of a Gnome Fighter, a Catfolk Rogue, and a Tiefling Druid(me). We were hired as body guards for an NPC class aristocrat. The group is escorting her to a party when the GM asked us all to roll perception…
Me: (OOC) Dammit! Nat 1
Rogue: (OOC) Also 1…
Fighter: (OOC) FUCK!
Aristocrat: You guys are the worst body guards ever!