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“Mr. Brightside” with every other beat removed
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Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill
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Okay so like
My friend and I like the same guy
But I’m not jealous?
Like, usually I get hella jealous of anyone my brain perceives to be a “threat” if I like someone (“threat” being the best word I can think of for a not great instinct)
But like, rn I’m just
Not??
Even tho they’d likely have a better chance than me
Either this is character development or this guy is special
Even tho I have absolutely no idea whether he feels the same way lmao
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GDI I failed my gender saving throw
G… gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I…?
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Me, trying to joke around with my maybe-crush: don’t worry, you may have teased my accent, but at least you haven’t made me cry like I did yesterday haha
My crush, as well as the other people in the vc: …you okay? What happened? Who made you cry? Who do I have to beat up?
Me: …ah shit, didn’t anticipate that.
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google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid
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sometimes you need to give up committing to the bit when someone genuinely can’t tell if it’s a bit or not and is getting distressed about it :/ sorry
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Fuck it bringing this back bc yes I laugh at my own stuff



Icons for you and the squad
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