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Don’t mind me while I drop some.. gnome stuff-

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the next movie in the gnomeo franchise: good gnomens

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Therapist: Sherlock gnomes moriarty isn’t real he can’t hurt you

Sherlock gnomes moriarty:

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The pie dude in Sherlock Gnomes would treat me RIGHT

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do you still do requests?

oh goodness i just realized that I still have some requests in the inbox and will get right on them.

to answer your question yes! I still do requests

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yall thoought i forgot didnt ya

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JOHNNY DEPP SHERLOCK BORED MAN!

He looks sooo BORRRRED!

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not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess

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We joke n laugh but at the end of the day Sherlock Gnomes was a pretty good movie and it’s biggest flaw was the absolutely awful advertising and misleading trailers that felt like they put 7 blind monkeys in a dark room with one computer and just let them have their way. Not only is the movie entirely different than the trailers suggest, it’s sense of humour is as well, and while the ads attempted to appeal to The youth™ by showing us things like dabbing, the movie never does that. The other thing that killed it was that after so many disasters such as anything with minions in it and The emoji movie, people tend to be wary of modern day children’s cartoons. In this essay I will

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I’ve been thinking about this particular movie a lot again

“Do you think Sherlock Gnomes sometimes forgets he’s made of porcelain and cracks his knuckles” -Me at 3 AM

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Watson i dare you to boop sherlock nose :3

There was a silence before the doctor let out a small hum at the idea of the dare. 

“Well…" 

Watson then smirked to himself, turning from his orchids to where he could see Sherlock behind him working with his minature chemistry set, focused clearly on the experiment before him. "Sherlock?” The blue-clad gnome called out calmly and the detective’s brown painted eyes shot up for a quick second to spy his friend before returning to the flask that he held up to squint at.

“Yes, Watson?" 

"Could you come here for a moment, please?" 

Sherlock paused, slowly lowering the glass to the table, tilting his head slightly before he made his way over to Watson. "Yes?" 

"Lean down." 

"But you don’t like it when I–” Even as Sherlock began to protest, the gnome had done what he was asked to giving Watson the perfect chance to reach up quickly and tap his partner right in the nose with a soft clink and the detective immediately shot back up, staring down at the now chortling doctor.

“…!" 

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Have a violin playing Gnomes! (I’m still alive!)

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sherlock gnomes is about why u should always go to relationship counseling before things go to shit

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The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

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I decided to remake my Moriarty “One Thicc Bih” video with a higher-quality image of him!