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he would not fucking say that he would not fucking want a nuclear family

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

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The parasites have me, I fear, so imagine:

Astrid dies an early death. Lydia is left with nobody. She can't see her daughter, despite multiple desperate attempts.

She's left a broken, sobbing shell of who she used to be.

Her pills are starting to look mighty tempting. She doesn't know what else to do, so she takes a few, but stops. Astrid wouldn't want this.

But it's so, so quiet when you're alone, utterly alone.

Her head isn't right and her heart is shattered, so between her cries she whimpers for the only one that she knows she can count on to come.

"Beetlejuice,"

Her breath hitches as the tears continue.

"Beetlejuice,"

The next one, barely a whisper.

"Beetlejuice."

He emerges, flashy and boisterous as he ever was, but quickly placed his hands in his pockets with a furrowed expression when he sees her, his Lydia, curled up on her hands and knees in the floor.

He knew what had happened.

So of course he would be there for his wife.

"She's alright babes, in fact, she's using the time to catch up with her old man!"

Lydia's body stiffens at that.

He opens his mouth to elaborate, but stops short when another guy wrenching cry leaves Lydia's throat.

He moves over to her, almost silently, and Lydia feels two cold arms lifting her from the floor. She doesn't resist when one of his hands makes its way to her hair. Suddenly, her feet are lifted from the floor, her body floating and turning until it's horizontal, being supported entirely by Beetlejuice's body.

She doesn't know what else to do aside from bury her face in his chest, the disgust morphing into something similar to comfort as the rumble of his gruff voice vibrates through him and into her ears. She closes her eyes with a shuddering breath.

"I got ya babes"

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reblog if those man tits make you irrational

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Beetlejuice and Lydia sketch

I don't really understand Lydia's dress, I'm trying to find screenshots of the dress from behind but I can't find anything😭

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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okay but we can’t all be final girls. realistically who would u be in a horror movie?

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Reblog to kiss sun and moon fnaf !!

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Dinosaurs were so naughty santa was forced to send them his biggest peice of coal

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes