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Me and Funko are about to fight because wtf!?

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drawing people i see in the city (7/?)

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Another kairu but they’re cute this time. Guys I swear they love each other

Anyways I love kanaes little sunglasses I need to draw her in them more

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You know what I enjoy the most, roleplaying as Shuu Tsukiyama? Thinking about ghoul dishes xd Should I be worried?

But if you need some tips:

Czernina is actually traditional polish soup from duck blood (the name is made from the word "black", so something like blackina) and it looks like from nutella xd It's not very popular tho, I have never eaten it and my mom have trauma about this dish xd

But it's actually chicken soup with duck blood and vegetables, so I think you can just take human flesh, boil it in water and add blood later and voila

Coffee Jelly is japanese dessert, but Wikipedia says it have its origin in UK and America. You need gelatine, water, sugar and coffee to made it, so it can be easily replaced, since gelatine is made out of bones. Tho, it's quite difficult to prepare, so I don't think many ghoul would do that. And you can just extract sugar from blood or just add blood simply, I think they would taste it as sweet anyway. And it would really look like a normal food! So they can eat it in public!

They propably can also drink coffee with milk, if it's human milk, but I don't think it's easily accessible product xd Ghouls are propably more intolerant to milk than typical Asians xd

The other things are just meat in different variations like roast, shashliks etc

Tartar steak is another polish dish I can think of (tho french have it too) and it's finely chopped raw meat, we usually eat with eggs, salt and pepper, so it can be done, but in different variation, with different additions.

You can propably make also lollipops and maybe cotton candy, but humans don't have much sugar in them, so it would be difficult to prepare

Another controversial dish from my country is flaki! And this is soup made of beef tripe, cutted in small straps. Flaki literally means "guts", so it have cannibalistic-like conotations already xd

I think you can also take any organ from human body and cook it or boil it or bloat it or just cut it. You can also make ham or sausegues.

I once mencioned somewhere bloated fingers. But in polish it sounds more cute xd Maybe because we call "fingers" salted sticks xd and it's fingers in diminative (finggies???)

Oh, but imagine Tsukiyama serving Kaneki hamburger made of human flesh and he's in tears, because it looks ACTUALLY ALMOST THE SAME, but then he cries more because he can't even guess if the taste is similar, because he ate his mama's hamburgers so long time ago, he don't even remember how it tasted.

Funny thing is that I don't even like cooking xdddd

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I don't know how official english translation or original looks, but the funny thing about polish version of Tokyo Ghoul manga is omake, when Touka talks with underground kids.

So, polish translator decided to use silesian dialect for underground, which is the dialect used in one of the region near to Germany, so it have a lot of german-origin words mixed with polish and some additions from other slavic languages (which I found out just a few days ago) and the average polish person don't understand much in this dialect xd unless they're from Silesia.

I mean, grammar is almost the same and many words are similar, but also many aren't xd And it's more similar to old version of polish, so, well, it's hard to understand. I think I understand myself half of it or so.

(I didn't know that's what you call it english too xd)

So, underground kids called Ayato "gryfny karlus" in this omake, where "karlus" (meaning boy) is similar to polish "krasnal" or "karzeł" which means "dwarf" and "midget"

So Ayato was like "I'M NOT A DWARF!"

And Touka: Calm down, they said you're handsome.

Handsome is "gryfny" btw

But when I think about it, he used "konus" not "krasnal" or "karzeł" and konus means "cone", but it's archaic word and we use it more in the meaning of "very short person"

Tho "konus" isn't very popular word either xd But I think translator used it, but I don't have manga, so I don't know. I was borrowing it from my friend and we don't talk much now

Well, that's the reason why I thought that Ayato is still short in :re xdddddddd

I skiped some chapters, okay

And, also, taking already existing dialect is so smart? I use it sometimes in my roleplaying and I have so much fun, Ayato still doesn't understand it at all xd

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Kaneki s2 reimagined

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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school girl Camera-chan using this picrew

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hc + 📿 for camera-chan cause its gotta be really interesting right

hc + 📿 for a faith-themed headcanon:

i haven't considered this yet!! this ask game is really helping me to develop camera-chan....

ok it's been a few (several) days and i think i've decided.

she's too horrified by what people do in the name of faith to consider it much herself. she prefers the supernatural, things that can be caught on camera and then explained away as effects of the lighting or whatever. deep down, she's both unnerved and comforted by the concept a god

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Seidou Week 2025 Day 2 - Family

this is inspired by CanadianLucifer's piece

Zombie

They stared as he dragged himself down the street.

A living zombie, back from the dead.

He was draped in a tattered black cloak. Limp strands of gray hair peaked from beneath his hood – a scarecrow after the crows have turned.

His hands hung limply at his sides. The nails were crusted black with dried blood and scar tissue. He carried nothing in his arms.

Along the sides of the road they whispered:

Is that…?

Isn’t he…?

They said he was dead…

They said he was insane…

Takizawa Seidou…

That name didn’t belong to him anymore. The doctor had taken it from him when he scooped out the rest of his guts and fed them back to him.

A zombie who feasted on his own brains. He had felt his sanity slide down the back of his throat. Sweet. Slimy. Filling his empty stomach. Animating his foreign limbs.

The street he grew up on had never been very busy. Calm, suburban, cookie-cutter houses. Mailboxes and neatly trimmed grass. Kids on bicycles. The elderly with walkers. He had used to walk this very same path. After a day of school. A day of work. Back when he thought he’d be the hero.

And not the villain.

The house would be empty. Another thing the doctor took from him. Another thing shoved down his throat.

How had he gotten here?

A low, guttural sound pushed past his lips. He didn’t think he could form words anymore. What was there left to say?

Doors opened. Neighbours crept onto their stoops. Grief. Horror. Anger. Pity.

He continued down the street.

There was no horde like in the movies. No raving mass of undead flesh. No cries of “Brains! Brains!” Just him. Just one. A forgotten zombie crawling back to the grave like a dog under a porch to die, to lie there and die and decay and return to the earth and stink up the house and lower the property values until someone finally called an exterminator who would look under the porch and find–

“You’re alive!”

He had carried nothing down the street except the putrid corpse of who he used to be but now there was a woman in his arms. She was sobbing. She was short and frail and she was saying that name

Seidou!

and sobbing.

But it couldn’t be–

That would mean–

He wrapped his arms around her back. She smelled like home cooking. Like bedtime stories. Like an empty grave.

“You’re alive.” the zombie breathed.

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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Hey guys so I remembered that I made this awesome Tokyo ghoul yuri rare pair so I had to lock in and draw them again. Drawing this kinda reignited my kairu passion so expect more from me soon

Anyways I’m doing art fight this year my user is weird0fish please feel free to add me😚

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Touka drawing I made,,

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ouh she's just so cutieful

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would you like to be kaneki's pet the way chie hori is to tsukiyama

yesssssss. that is the ideal dynamic. I don’t know what he’d do with a pet though, I feel like he doesn’t have the confidence to be very good at sidekick-having, but I think I can entrust you to make it work

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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american friends: I'm going to Georgia next year. Any advice/tips? Best time of year to go?? Help??