adults: college 2 expensive??? just apply 4 scholarships!! it's that easy!! apply to every singl one and u can pay 4 the college, ur just a lazy millennial (:
scholarships: $500 Scholarship, must be grad student majoring in neurobiology, must provide SSN, very large essay, impressive resume, published work and research, birth certificate, organ donor, ran a marathon. also ur competing against 2 million other students, good luck!!
me: why
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i hate when your friends say something problematic and youre like??? i didnt raise you to be like that??
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Ignas Krunglevicius - Interrogation, 2009
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Real Friends // I’ve Given Up On You
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when your teacher gives you homework over the weekend
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I JUST WANNA GET HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOU AT SOME CUTE DINER AT 3 AM AND DRIVE AROUND WITH YOU AND TALK ABOUT DUMB STUFF AND KISS YOU
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it baffles me that theres people who can just… just sit down and take out their homework and be like “time to work yes” and actually…get things done???? without a problem??? and move on?????? thats wild
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That night when you kissed me, I left a poem in your mouth, and you can hear some of the lines every time you breathe out.
Andrea Gibson
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*wakes up* what the fuck
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Brixton March 7th by Nathan Barnes
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honestly same
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It’s funny when you stop dealing with someone & you sit back & realize a plethora of bullshit that you tried to justify when on speaking terms. I go above & beyond, forgetting about myself in the process. That’s dead now. I come before anybody else.
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